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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2130 on: April 17, 2013, 01:32:09 pm »
New game inspires patriotism in players

Fox News anchor accidentally aired having phone sex with underage girl

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2131 on: April 17, 2013, 03:35:01 pm »
Whore Entraps Fox News Anchor!

Swedish heavy metal band Sabaton releases a song about the hunt for Osama bin Laden. The tone is generally one of gloating over Osama's demise.
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« Reply #2132 on: April 18, 2013, 07:33:23 am »
Sweden on a long-awaited upward slide towards conservatism!

Obama lists among his favorite movies: An American Carol, Atlas Shrugged: Part I, Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike, The Birth of a Nation, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, Fireproof, Gods and Generals, The Green Berets, Independence Day, Invasion U.S.A., Michael Moore Hates America, Missing in Action, Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West, Proud American, Red Dawn and The Undefeated.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2133 on: April 18, 2013, 11:33:32 am »
Obama still isn't patriotic enough

Republicans found masturbating over said movies

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2134 on: April 18, 2013, 11:35:01 am »
Republicans Express Love Of Patriotic Movies

Said Republicans caught using 9-year-old boys as masturbation aids during said movies.
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« Reply #2135 on: April 18, 2013, 11:51:27 am »
Republicans teach patriotism to young kids with hands-on approach

Oliver Twist says "Please sir, I want some more"

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« Reply #2136 on: April 18, 2013, 12:19:14 pm »
Poor Demanding Handouts!

Sting operations reveals that the entirety of Fox News is a pedophile ring.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2137 on: April 18, 2013, 12:41:02 pm »
Fox News Loves Children!

Obama declares that water is wet
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« Reply #2138 on: April 18, 2013, 01:21:28 pm »
Fox News Loves Children!

Obama declares that water is wet

Obama Sinks to New Lows: Sexually Harrassing the Water Supply

The water sues Obama.
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« Reply #2139 on: April 18, 2013, 01:30:32 pm »
Obama in over his head

Republicans start giving guns to unborn fetuses to protect them from being aborted

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2140 on: April 18, 2013, 04:14:57 pm »
FAPFAPFAPFAP

Miscarriages skyrocket as unborn babies accidentally shoot themselves. Thousands of mothers also shot by their own babies, and in one case, a baby murders the entire delivery room staff while being born.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2141 on: April 18, 2013, 04:50:34 pm »
FAPFAPFAPFAP

Miscarriages skyrocket as unborn babies accidentally shoot themselves. Thousands of mothers also shot by their own babies, and in one case, a baby murders the entire delivery room staff while being born.

The Unborn Enjoy their Newfound Freedom of Expression.

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« Reply #2142 on: April 18, 2013, 04:51:04 pm »
Second Amendment FTW!

Republicans in Congress pass gun bill in a heartbeat when Obama agrees to add on a tax cut for the rich

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2143 on: April 18, 2013, 04:56:16 pm »
Second Amendment FTW!

Republicans in Congress pass gun bill in a heartbeat when Obama agrees to add on a tax cut for the rich

Obama FINALLY willing to compromise.

Tax cut is temporary and expires in 2015.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2144 on: April 18, 2013, 10:51:58 pm »
Obama steals from Job makers


Nine out of ten dentists recommend an Obama brand toothpaste.