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Offline rtvc2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2175 on: May 03, 2013, 07:50:54 pm »
Texas tea for everyone!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2176 on: May 03, 2013, 07:52:42 pm »
NRA Feels The Burning Love Of Christ

The next Republican president succeeds in running the government like a business. Unfortunately, the business in question is Enron.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2177 on: May 04, 2013, 08:18:11 pm »
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2178 on: May 04, 2013, 08:23:17 pm »
Quote from: ليليث on May 04, 2013, 08:18:11 pm
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.

Democrats destroy education!
Our ability to warn of impending danger compromised.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2179 on: May 04, 2013, 09:16:52 pm »
Quote from: Feral Dog on May 04, 2013, 08:23:17 pm
Quote from: ليليث on May 04, 2013, 08:18:11 pm
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.

Democrats destroy education!
Our ability to warn of impending danger compromised.

We have a plague of rabies, then of babies, then of rabies babies.

Promiscuity Has Consequences, You Dirty Sluts

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2180 on: May 04, 2013, 09:51:20 pm »
Government Roots Out Foreign Traitors In Our Midst

Tony Stark says "fuck you" when the government tries to confiscate his Iron Man armor, but explicitly refuses to participate in any American military action.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2181 on: May 05, 2013, 08:35:17 am »
Tony Stark is a wishy-washy RINO!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2182 on: May 06, 2013, 01:57:50 pm »
WHAT THE FUCK

A new poll finds that Americans are evenly divided between the two political parties - 25% Democrats, 25% Republicans, and 50% independents.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2183 on: May 06, 2013, 06:47:23 pm »
75% of Americans hate America

Obama sorted into Gryffindor, Bush sorted into Slytherin
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2184 on: May 06, 2013, 10:39:29 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on May 06, 2013, 06:47:23 pm
75% of Americans hate America

Obama sorted into Gryffindor, Bush sorted into Slytherin

Obama is Dirty Red Socialist- Bush Supports Traditional Values!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2185 on: May 07, 2013, 01:05:54 am »
Ummm, Feral Dog? You need to advance another event so the next poster can put a conservative spin on it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2186 on: May 07, 2013, 01:25:52 am »
Wild Dogs Devour Reporters!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2187 on: May 07, 2013, 07:32:23 am »
Japanese terrorist destroys Fox News Headquarters! Is the communist kenyan involved?


Obama comes out in support of breathing, describes it as one cornerstones of his platform.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2188 on: May 07, 2013, 02:20:39 pm »
Obama breathes air just like Hitler did.

Grassroots conservative movement on the internet announces they're going to hold their breaths for the rest of their lives in response.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2189 on: May 07, 2013, 05:40:13 pm »
Brave Conservative Activists Ready To Give Their Lives To Stop Obama!

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