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Offline Random Gal

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2205 on: May 13, 2013, 05:00:02 am »
Liberals take next step in sissifying our military.

From the archives again, this time from 65 million BC:

Large meteor strikes earth, widespread damage, major extinction likely.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2206 on: May 13, 2013, 10:48:29 am »
Liberals Exaggerate Climate-Change Dangers

From history and possible (likely) myth:
God comes down on the side of Moses, a community organizer, against Pharaoh, a job creator.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2207 on: May 13, 2013, 05:12:06 pm »
Support Our Pharoah Against This Socialist Menace!

(another from the historical files)

The Prophetess Devorah successfully leads an army into battle, defeating Israel's enemies.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2208 on: May 13, 2013, 05:25:07 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on May 13, 2013, 05:12:06 pm
Support Our Pharoah Against This Socialist Menace!

(another from the historical files)

The Prophetess Devorah successfully leads an army into battle, defeating Israel's enemies.

Woman leading army angers God and will bring his wrath upon us.

(from circa 1856)

John C. Fremont wants to free all the Negros and force change on Southern life.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2209 on: May 14, 2013, 04:04:22 am »
Liberals Lead the Creation of Welfare Culture!

Er...  Rocks fall, everyone dies?
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2210 on: May 14, 2013, 05:05:44 am »
Quote from: Sour Grapes on May 14, 2013, 04:04:22 am
Liberals Lead the Creation of Welfare Culture!

Er...  Rocks fall, everyone dies?

Liberal Geologist Conspiracy!

Rok is acshully Dolan
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2211 on: May 15, 2013, 08:31:37 pm »
Dolan is a rock-man

Obama breathes oxygen, just like Hitler
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2212 on: May 15, 2013, 09:22:13 pm »
Further Obama-Fascist Links Revealed!

The Bush sisters announce on live national TV that they're involved in a lesbiancestuous relationship and proceed to have sex right there.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2213 on: May 16, 2013, 02:26:36 pm »
Liberal TV broadcasts live sodomy. Has our nation fallen from grace?

"Hey mankind it's God! I just came back from a long business trip. Did Jesus take good care of you as I ordered? Where is Jesus anyway? HOLY SHIT YOU DID WHAT TO MY ONLY SON? And you sick bastards made a religion out of it. "
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2214 on: May 16, 2013, 09:55:29 pm »
Liberals plant speakers around world, broadcast phony message.

Flowers are pretty.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2215 on: May 17, 2013, 01:55:10 am »
Hippies' distraction campaign from economic issues revealed!

Joseph Smith was actually satan.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2216 on: May 18, 2013, 12:30:20 am »
Magic underwear is actually satan's underwear!

Elder Butt Fucking Naked from Book of Mormon shows up at Rupert Murdoch's doorstep
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2217 on: May 18, 2013, 02:04:40 am »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on May 18, 2013, 12:30:20 am
Magic underwear is actually satan's underwear!

Elder Butt Fucking Naked from Book of Mormon shows up at Rupert Murdoch's doorstep

FOX News Exclusive: Brave Religious Leader Reveals All

The song "Cows with Guns" becomes reality.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2218 on: May 18, 2013, 02:49:45 am »
Animal Rights Activism: breeding ground for terrorists all along.

Obama adopts a stray cat.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2219 on: May 18, 2013, 02:53:40 am »
Quote from: Random Guy on May 18, 2013, 02:49:45 am
Animal Rights Activism: breeding ground for terrorists all along.

Obama adopts a stray cat.

Obama: Like Illegals, Cats Don't Need Birth Certificates for Government Benefits

Stray cat saves the lives of several Republicans by alerting them to an assassination attempt.
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