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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2235 on: May 28, 2013, 03:04:03 am »
How The Crazy Left Looked To Defame Us
Why It's Utterly Ridiculous

Fox News anchor (take your pick of who) is revealed to be kingpin of gigantic child porn ring.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2236 on: May 28, 2013, 09:17:25 am »
Fox anchor is a kiddie fondler but who cares?  Didn't you hear that Clinton got a BJ?

GOP senator literally takes food out of a baby's mouth to line the pockets of a billionaire
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2237 on: May 28, 2013, 01:23:54 pm »
GOP Hero Stands Up To Welfare Families!

The current peoples doing the Fox Headlines get their system invaded, and now they can only create headlines in Arabic.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2238 on: May 28, 2013, 05:19:09 pm »
الإرهابيين تولي فوكس نيوز!

The Fox News cafeteria is discovered to be serving its employees the flesh of interns.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2239 on: May 28, 2013, 06:57:15 pm »
Why Interns Are Good For Businesses!

Ronald Reagan rises from his grave and tells Fox News to go fuck themselves.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2240 on: May 28, 2013, 08:17:31 pm »
Reagan hates America!

Bush loses nuclear football while hung over
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2241 on: May 28, 2013, 10:18:54 pm »
Bush Supports The Alcohol Industry!

Upon further investigation, it turns out that Bush was drunk on French wine.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2242 on: May 28, 2013, 10:44:04 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on May 28, 2013, 10:18:54 pm
Bush Supports The Alcohol Industry!

Upon further investigation, it turns out that Bush was drunk on French wine.

Bush Enjoys Freedom Wine

France has a riot.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2243 on: May 29, 2013, 05:50:50 pm »
Cheese eating surrender monkeys out of control

Evangelicals throw Boy Scouts under the bus for no longer discriminating against gays (true story, not surprisingly)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2244 on: May 29, 2013, 06:57:56 pm »
Evangelicals Stand Up For Family Values

Boy Scouts start allowing atheists to be members and leaders. Gays are still barred from leadership.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2245 on: May 30, 2013, 01:39:12 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on May 29, 2013, 06:57:56 pm
Evangelicals Stand Up For Family Values

Boy Scouts start allowing atheists to be members and leaders. Gays are still barred from leadership.

Godlessness corrupts yet another cherished American institution. It's only a matter of time before they let gays in. After that, what's next, Catholics and Muslims?

Staunch Republican Senator from Indiana for thirty-five years says that GOP is moving too far to the Right and needs to appeal more to a younger, more diverse generation.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2246 on: May 30, 2013, 06:55:59 am »
Centrist Republican loses touch with party base. Plans to primary him are underway.

Michelle Bachmann arrested for campaign finance violations.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2247 on: May 30, 2013, 10:52:24 am »
PERSECUTION!!!!!

In the next Presidential election, a Democrat and Republican attempt a dual-party ticket. Amazingly, they win.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2248 on: May 30, 2013, 06:16:27 pm »
RINO betrays Republican party values

Republican leader makes it a crime for anyone with a net worth under $1 million to own a copy of or read the Bible.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2249 on: May 30, 2013, 06:23:00 pm »
Another great American doing the work Jesus would have wanted.

Democratic congressman says that drone strikes are unconstitutional.
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