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Offline ironbite

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2250 on: May 30, 2013, 06:23:26 pm »
Dirty Dems finally admit their mistakes

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2251 on: May 30, 2013, 09:03:24 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 30, 2013, 06:23:26 pm
Dirty Dems finally admit their mistakes

Ironbite-Cause of death of Slayer guitarist attributed to listening to GOP speeches done by Sarah Palin

Palin's Voice Destroys Evil!

Slayer guitarist comes back to life and starts a band called Buffy.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2252 on: May 30, 2013, 11:35:16 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2253 on: May 31, 2013, 06:43:26 pm »
Jesus: Too liberal for christians?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2254 on: June 01, 2013, 01:43:42 pm »
Defender of traditional family values goes back to Uranus.  She will be missed.

Tornadoes strike only states that oppose gay marriage
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2255 on: June 01, 2013, 03:35:42 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on June 01, 2013, 01:43:42 pm
Defender of traditional family values goes back to Uranus.  She will be missed.

Tornadoes strike only states that oppose gay marriage

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2256 on: June 01, 2013, 06:07:46 pm »
Faithful are home.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2257 on: June 03, 2013, 10:05:46 pm »
Judaism Corrupted By Satan!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2258 on: June 03, 2013, 10:52:30 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2259 on: June 04, 2013, 02:08:45 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2260 on: June 04, 2013, 02:21:45 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2261 on: June 04, 2013, 02:33:59 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2262 on: June 04, 2013, 02:53:57 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on June 04, 2013, 02:33:59 am
Conservative Leaders Sustained By Divine Power!

Following President Rick Perry declaring that Christianity is America's official religion, the entire Jewish population of the US emigrates to Israel.

Un-American Aliens Go Back Where They Belong

The proponents of abstinence-only sex education in schools turn out to be part of a massive conspiracy to hasten the arrival of the Antichrist by tricking girls into not believing in the value of condoms and then sending a devilishly handsome teenage Satan to seduce them. At least one of them has got to be the Antichrist.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2263 on: June 07, 2013, 11:32:11 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2264 on: June 07, 2013, 01:25:40 pm »
Liberal Media Presents False Portrayal Of American Hero

Rush Limbaugh advocates that President Rick Perry, who is facing disastrously low poll numbers, cancel the Presidential election
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