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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #225 on: January 29, 2012, 11:46:09 pm »
Pagans plan to overthrow the government, this time we're serious.

Newt wins the nomination and instead of supporting him, the Republican establishment and pundits endorses Obama. (Fox News may or may not endorse Obama over Newt in your answer).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #226 on: January 30, 2012, 12:01:40 am »
Renegade dissenters overthrow Republican party.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #227 on: January 30, 2012, 12:10:09 am »
Secularists Attack Noted Christian Activist Group

Canada annexes WA state, Washingtonians actually quite pleased
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #228 on: January 30, 2012, 12:14:04 am »
WAR IN THE NORTH!  Are you prepared?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #229 on: January 30, 2012, 12:42:28 am »
Sheamus might have WMD's. Republicans call for pre-emptive strike against Ireland!

Recently found Roman archives show that Jesus of Nazareth renounced himself just before his death. Turns out it was all a practical joke that got out of hand.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #230 on: January 30, 2012, 01:10:03 am »
Did Atheist "Archaeologists"  Forge Evidence Saying Jesus Is Fake?
We Bring In A Pastor To Find Out

A Double Blind Study Finds That People Find Shit Said By Republicans To Be More Douchy, On Average
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #231 on: January 30, 2012, 03:59:50 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #232 on: January 30, 2012, 12:51:31 pm »
Anime lovers open the gates of hell

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #233 on: January 30, 2012, 12:55:44 pm »
Obama backs off Hitler Assassination Plan.

Council of Baptist leadership admits too much church is bad for a relationship with god.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #234 on: January 30, 2012, 01:03:23 pm »
Baptists Prove True Christianity Is Really A Relationship With God, Not A Religion

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #235 on: January 30, 2012, 11:18:33 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #236 on: January 31, 2012, 01:54:39 am »
God shows His Infinite Tolerance by accepting blame for the heinous Liberals.

Satan endorses Newt Gingrich.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #237 on: January 31, 2012, 02:17:22 am »
Gingrich recieves support from Biblical figures!

Newt Gingrich turns the moon into the Deathstar and starts calling Earth Alderaan.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #238 on: January 31, 2012, 02:31:46 am »
Gingrich shows preparedness against terrorism.

A surprise entrant becomes the Republican presidential candidate. He's a conservative christian who is against christian abortion and gays. He supports gun rights and local businesses. He's also a clone of Adolf Hitler.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #239 on: January 31, 2012, 11:48:04 am »
Jesus Christ Himself returns to Earth

Santorum proposes bill requiring homosexuals to wear pink triangles in public
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