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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2265 on: June 07, 2013, 01:30:43 pm »
Famed Radio Host Gives Good Advice

A Fox News anchor suddenly loses their mask in the middle of a live broadcast, revealing a reptilian beneath.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2266 on: June 07, 2013, 03:19:51 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on June 07, 2013, 01:30:43 pm
Famed Radio Host Gives Good Advice

A Fox News anchor suddenly loses their mask in the middle of a live broadcast, revealing a reptilian beneath.

Well, um, we can explain because...er...um...OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST MUSLIM FROM KENYA.

Rand Paul (R-KY) teams up with Ron Wyden (D-OR) to run for President in 2016 on the Libertarian Party ticket.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2267 on: June 07, 2013, 05:59:05 pm »
Democrats sure to lose in 2016

Jesus converts to Islam
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2268 on: June 07, 2013, 10:14:15 pm »
Liberal Hippie Endorses Islam!

Republican candidate plans to ban healthcare entirely
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2269 on: June 07, 2013, 10:16:24 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on June 07, 2013, 10:14:15 pm
Liberal Hippie Endorses Islam!

Republican candidate plans to ban healthcare entirely

Republican Plans to End Abortion!

This idea somehow comes to pass. Cue mass exodus from the US, backalley doctoring of all kinds, etc.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2270 on: June 07, 2013, 11:41:57 pm »
Country Cleansed Of Commie Traitors!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2271 on: June 07, 2013, 11:55:30 pm »
Terrorists destroy Death Freedom Star

Someone comes out as transgendered, pleads others not to persecute, assault, or kill him (true story)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2272 on: June 08, 2013, 12:00:28 am »
Pervert Demands Special Rights!

The next Republican president claims special emergency powers to help deal with a terrorist threat. They never give up their powers and eventually declare themselves emperor.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2273 on: June 08, 2013, 02:45:45 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on June 08, 2013, 12:00:28 am
Pervert Demands Special Rights!

The next Republican president claims special emergency powers to help deal with a terrorist threat. They never give up their powers and eventually declare themselves emperor.

FOX, For One, Welcomes Our New Big Brother Overlords

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2274 on: June 08, 2013, 03:56:53 pm »
See The Depths To Which American Entertainment Has Sunk

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson co-produce a Holocaust documentary.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2275 on: June 08, 2013, 11:36:00 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on June 08, 2013, 03:56:53 pm
See The Depths To Which American Entertainment Has Sunk

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson co-produce a Holocaust documentary.

Proof that Michael Moore is an anti-Semitic communist and that since he is a liberal, all liberals are anti-Semitic communists.

Obama decides not to pass a background check, and instead opts to tax the ammunition of assault rifles per bullet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2276 on: June 08, 2013, 11:47:14 pm »
Obama Passes Unconstitutional Gun-Control Law!

Vampires announce their existence and want to be friends. 99% of them vote Republican.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2277 on: June 08, 2013, 11:50:37 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on June 08, 2013, 11:47:14 pm
Obama Passes Unconstitutional Gun-Control Law!

Vampires announce their existence and want to be friends. 99% of them vote Republican.

Vampires suck blood, not taxpayers money, unlike lazy freeloaders on welfare. So it's no surprise they vote Republican.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2278 on: June 09, 2013, 06:11:11 pm »
Vigilant senator takes out drug cartels from the inside.

GOP decides to be ahead of the curve for once and starts pushing for legalizing polygamy.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2279 on: June 09, 2013, 08:36:44 pm »
GOP wants to prevent men from being stuck with the same old boring routine

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