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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2325 on: June 19, 2013, 01:21:17 pm »
Marriage of the century!

LaPierre's wedding turns into a bloodbath after a M60 from the bride's side gets drunk and starts shooting people.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2326 on: June 19, 2013, 02:08:12 pm »
This tragedy wouldn't have happened if everyone married guns

Teabagger goes on shooting rampage at a homeless shelter
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2327 on: June 19, 2013, 02:30:04 pm »
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2328 on: June 19, 2013, 03:53:54 pm »
Quote from: Crystal-King on June 19, 2013, 02:30:04 pm
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.

Liberal Nazi canine disrespects the Constitutional Rights of American hero not to have lawn crapped on. It will be arrested.

Andrew Breitbart's ghost returns and admits that he was always just a showman.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2329 on: June 19, 2013, 04:09:52 pm »
Quote from: mythbuster43 on June 19, 2013, 03:53:54 pm
Quote from: Crystal-King on June 19, 2013, 02:30:04 pm
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.

Liberal Nazi canine disrespects the Constitutional Rights of American hero not to have lawn crapped on. It will be arrested.

Andrew Breitbart's ghost returns and admits that he was always just a showman.

Liberal Atheists Use Muslim Voodoo Magic To Smear Conservative Martyr

Rush Limbaugh is discovered to have ordered Breitbart's murder, fearing that Breitbart would upstage him as the leading conservative pundit.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2330 on: June 22, 2013, 05:16:59 pm »
Liberals smear conservative hero.

FOX News hosts praise Obama for NSA spying and drone strikes and consider him a true conservative hero.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2331 on: June 22, 2013, 05:18:37 pm »
Obama Finally Does Something Right!

Obama comes clean about the NSA spying, admits it was wrong, immediately discontinues the spying program, and orders federal agents to arrest everyone involved, including himself.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2332 on: June 22, 2013, 05:35:49 pm »
Obama flip flops on critical issues again.

Joe Biden becomes the next president.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2333 on: June 22, 2013, 06:23:53 pm »
Tea Party disbands in an instant because the president is white again, but calls for impeachment still in the air because Biden's a Democrat

Obama plays Wii Sports
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2334 on: June 22, 2013, 08:15:20 pm »
Obama wastes time when he should be running the country!

On one random day, every person on Earth wearing a red shirt dies. The causes of death vary widely, and individually aren't that unusual.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2335 on: June 23, 2013, 03:16:25 am »
Dirty Reds Get What's Coming To Them!

At the next WBC protest, Fred Phelps shouts, "I'M GAY!" into his megaphone before pulling out a revolver and shooting himself in the crotch and the head.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2336 on: June 23, 2013, 08:36:49 am »
Leftist gets what's coming to him.

Michelle Obama presents her new mandatory-first-lady-program. Her mission is to teach all 4th graders and up how to safely use firearms.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2337 on: June 23, 2013, 09:46:32 am »
Michelle Obama teaching kids to be killers!

Michelle Bachmann does the exact same thing.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2338 on: June 23, 2013, 10:38:15 am »
Michelle Bachmann Teaches Vital Self-Defense Skills!

Michelle Bachmann's students bring their guns to school en masse and begin shooting everyone they don't think is Christian enough.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2339 on: June 24, 2013, 03:32:40 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on June 23, 2013, 10:38:15 am
Michelle Bachmann Teaches Vital Self-Defense Skills!

Michelle Bachmann's students bring their guns to school en masse and begin shooting everyone they don't think is Christian enough.

Christians Resist Atheist Oppressors!

Atheists finally unify, and start attending atheist meet-ups on Saturdays and Sundays.
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