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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2340 on: June 24, 2013, 10:34:25 am »
Atheism proved to be a religion!

Under the new ruling, Atheists get tax exemption like churches.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2341 on: June 24, 2013, 10:40:38 am »
Government Sponsors Anti-Christian Hate Speech!

Fundamentalist's lawsuit challenging atheists' tax exemptions ends with tax exemptions for religious institutions being revoked. Supreme Court ruling states, "If church and state are separate, as in our nation, then churches must be treated equally with any other institution."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2342 on: June 24, 2013, 11:55:42 am »
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Government Sponsors Anti-Christian Hate Speech!

Fundamentalist's lawsuit challenging atheists' tax exemptions ends with tax exemptions for religious institutions being revoked. Supreme Court ruling states, "If church and state are separate, as in our nation, then churches must be treated equally with any other institution."


[Mark Levin] Activist judges rape our Christian institutions in the name of liberal political correctness and probably promote Islamic jihad as well. [/Mark Levin]

Christian conservative professor in Wilmington bullies his liberal and/or non-Christian students. (Real occurance, btw, look up Mike S. Adams)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2343 on: June 26, 2013, 02:00:09 pm »
Man of God uses tough love to bring others to Christ

Supreme Court rules in favor of same sex married couples
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2344 on: June 26, 2013, 03:43:48 pm »
Supreme Court Rules Against God! (Actual response)

In response, several conservative states pass laws making it legal to assault or kill someone for being gay.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2345 on: June 26, 2013, 03:56:25 pm »
Real America stands up for states rights

Albus Dumbledore becomes president
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2346 on: June 27, 2013, 12:35:51 pm »
Impeach the foreign gay traitor president!

Lightning simultaneously strikes all congress members who were going to vote yes on a controversial anti-gay bill.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2347 on: June 27, 2013, 03:16:44 pm »
God Electrifies His Supporters!

At the actual vote, a pit spontaneously opens under every "yes" voter, from which demons emerge and drag them into Hell.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2348 on: June 27, 2013, 04:37:14 pm »
Satan Attacks Democratic Process!

Everyone wakes up exactly 100 miles from home.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2349 on: June 27, 2013, 04:57:05 pm »
Well, I Would Walk Five Hundred Miles...

Survivalists and scientists share a rare "I told you so" moment when society collapses following the end of peak oil.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2350 on: June 27, 2013, 05:25:49 pm »
Survivalists Proven Right!

In the ensuing post-apocalyptic world, the right-wing survivalists hole up and gradually dwindle in numbers, while the left-wingers work together and manage to rebuild society.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2351 on: June 28, 2013, 10:31:37 pm »
Godless Liberal Raiders Threaten Remaining Real Americans.

Film adaptation of Ayn Rands life critically panned
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2352 on: June 28, 2013, 11:05:17 pm »
Ayn Rand Biography A Smash Hit With Real Americans!

Jesus comes back and tells the Republicans, "Stop attaching my name to everything guys. Just stop. You're making me look bad."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2353 on: June 29, 2013, 11:56:59 am »
Jesus hates America!

Chick Fil A president retracts homophobic tweet (true story)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2354 on: June 29, 2013, 03:53:36 pm »
Cowardly Chick-Fil-A president buckles under liberal pressure!

Every tie in Washington, DC suddenly, unexpectedly, and fatally tightens, strangling its wearer. Nearly all males in the federal government die, leaving our government in the hands of women and men in army fatigues.
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