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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #240 on: January 31, 2012, 12:05:14 pm »
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hits #1 in the Neilsen Raitings

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #241 on: January 31, 2012, 12:39:45 pm »
Santorum Creates Program To Help Keep You From Catching The Gay

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #242 on: January 31, 2012, 01:27:20 pm »
The Armageddon! Has Obama already surrendered to the Devil?

When asked which character in fiction he most strongly agrees with, Mitt Romney answers, "Aji Tae.
He has all the right ideas about what to do about the situation of the poor." Romney faces severe criticism for his choice!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #243 on: January 31, 2012, 01:43:40 pm »
"Mitt Romney idolizes demonic anime character instead of Jesus Christ!"

FOX News investigative journalist spends a week in Denmark to learn what living under socialism is like.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #244 on: February 01, 2012, 03:44:04 am »
Our Investigation proves the outcome of the world if it was placed under the rule of socialism

Murder case in Shibuya, Japan turns out to be connected to the otherworld
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #245 on: February 01, 2012, 03:46:27 am »
Quote from: rookie on January 31, 2012, 12:05:14 pm
Quote from: B-Man on January 30, 2012, 01:03:23 pm


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hits #1 in the Neilsen Raitings

Why does it seem like every third post of yours is about My Little Pony?

*points to custom title*
I chose that for a reason, you know.

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Barack Obama Time's Sexiest Man of the Century
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #246 on: February 01, 2012, 05:06:11 am »
Time Magazine reveals liberal bias!

Texas and Arizona launch a mass emigration program sending white Americans into Mexico to change Mexico's racial demographics, eventually giving an excuse to annex it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #247 on: February 01, 2012, 10:11:23 am »
Liberal plot to get all lazy Mexicans to America revealed

President Obama repeals the 1986 machine gun ban. When asked for reason Obama claims he's worried that federal restrictions weaken US Militias too much.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #248 on: February 01, 2012, 12:50:56 pm »
Obama arming domestic terrorists!

Research shows "traditional family values" are, in fact, bad for families.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #249 on: February 01, 2012, 07:39:05 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #250 on: February 02, 2012, 01:00:29 pm »
Atheism Linked to Murderous Insanity, Says Panel of Experts
where "panel of experts" = high-profile fundies given loaded questions about the story

A new drug is synthesized that gives its takers an intense high without side effects or physical addiction.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #251 on: February 02, 2012, 05:46:42 pm »
Liberal scientists manufacture perfect gateway drug

Republican Christian values coalition calls for genocide against gays and the poor
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #252 on: February 02, 2012, 06:32:19 pm »
Christian Rights Movement Gaining Traction

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #253 on: February 02, 2012, 06:38:08 pm »
Anonymous hacks neo-Nazi website, finds connections to Ron Paul (D)

Democratic presidential candidate supports interracial marriage
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #254 on: February 02, 2012, 09:55:33 pm »
Liberal Politician Attacks Traditional Marriage

A video surfaces online of all the main heads of PETA cannibalizing human flesh and having a blood orgy.
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