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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2355 on: June 29, 2013, 04:06:21 pm »
Obama linked to mass murders? Pictures show Obama wearing a tie.

Pat Robertson recommends that rather than getting an abortion, true christians should hit their wives in the stomach with a shovel to force a miscarriage.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2356 on: June 29, 2013, 05:42:08 pm »
Pat Robertson protects the sanctity of life by suggesting more Godly alternative

Conservatives everywhere quoted saying "I hate America" after once again accusing liberals of being unpatriotic
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2357 on: June 29, 2013, 05:53:40 pm »
True Americans Paraphrase Liberal Arguments


Every Republican proven to have cheated: On their spouse, on their taxes, and at Monopoly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2358 on: June 29, 2013, 06:32:27 pm »
Are Republicans more virile than Democrats?

Republican President declares war on love. Any couple found to be in love will be banned from ever seeing each other again.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2359 on: June 29, 2013, 06:46:28 pm »
Brave Leader Fights The Sissification of Our Nation!

Everybody who watches Fox News realizes simultaneously that they're full of shit. MSNBC becomes the nation's most popular news network, while Fox's ratings drop like a rock.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2360 on: June 29, 2013, 07:01:44 pm »
It Was All A Social Experiment! Please Come Back!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2361 on: June 29, 2013, 07:15:11 pm »
Disney running mates try to force plastic Pixar homosexual agenda on us

Greatest Freakout Ever kid from Youtube runs for president as a Republican
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2362 on: June 30, 2013, 04:10:41 pm »
Quote from: rtvc2012 on June 29, 2013, 07:15:11 pm
Disney running mates try to force plastic Pixar homosexual agenda on us

Greatest Freakout Ever kid from Youtube runs for president as a Republican
The Next President: Why You Should Freak Out (In a Good Way)!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2363 on: June 30, 2013, 05:00:28 pm »
Marilyn Manson Admits Being Sexually Aroused By Crucifixion!

George W. Bush is caught trying to shoot Barack Obama in an elaborately-planned assassination attempt.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2364 on: July 01, 2013, 02:29:33 pm »
Bush Tries To Save America From Evil Commie Liberal Atheist Muslim Kenyan Nazi!

Rush Limbaugh sets fire to the Smithsonian and blocks all the exists, destroying countless American artifacts and killing hundreds.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2365 on: July 01, 2013, 02:38:16 pm »
Rush defends American artifacts.


Xenomorphs invade fox news.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2366 on: July 01, 2013, 02:40:39 pm »
Is Obama To Blame For Alien Invasion?

During an interview, Dick Cheney reveals that his permanent snarl is because he sneered at poor people too much as a young child and his face just stuck that way.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2367 on: July 01, 2013, 02:48:32 pm »
Former Vice-President Admits Scaring At The Hands of Rabid Wellfare Queens.

Invention of time machine provides totally undeniable proof of evolution.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2368 on: July 01, 2013, 04:12:08 pm »
Quote from: Crystal-King on July 01, 2013, 02:48:32 pm
Former Vice-President Admits Scaring At The Hands of Rabid Wellfare Queens.

Invention of time machine provides totally undeniable proof of evolution.
Time Machine: Does It Have A Liberal Bias?

Man Combines "Head Like A Hole" and "Call Me Maybe"
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2369 on: July 01, 2013, 08:01:20 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 01, 2013, 04:12:08 pm
Time Machine: Does It Have A Liberal Bias?

Man Combines "Head Like A Hole" and "Call Me Maybe"

Feminization of American Culture Continues

Similar mashups become their own genre, making record companies bilions of dollars and saving the economy.
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