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Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 04, 2013, 06:33:24 pmAtheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!This Is All Secular America's Fault!Fox accidentally broadcasts footage of their anchors molesting tons of children of both sexes, ranging from 0 - 13.
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Proof That Liberals Hate Seniors!Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."
Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2013, 08:07:20 pmProof That Liberals Hate Seniors!Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."Fox Exposes Realities of Teenage Years(to be fair, that's basically high school, but without the death, mostly, these days)Fox starts dressing everyone on Fox in foxes.
EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 08:21:32 pmQuote from: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2013, 08:07:20 pmProof That Liberals Hate Seniors!Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."Fox Exposes Realities of Teenage Years(to be fair, that's basically high school, but without the death, mostly, these days)Fox starts dressing everyone on Fox in foxes.Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Foxes!(part of appeal-to-youth strategy)Fox-suited anchors discover they are now fap objects for furries.
Left-Wing Fanatics Attack Patriotic News Organization!In light of a falling female population, polygamy becomes the norm in China, with one woman having several husbands.
Rape Us! Come On, We're Just Asking For It!The Republican Party finally collapses, dividing into social conservatives and economic conservatives.
Proof That Rock And Roll Causes Brain Degeneration And Bodily Harm!Someone puts together a Christian rock band that manages to become a mainstream success by letting their faith influence their music without trying to grind everyone's noses in it.
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
Evil Satanic Kittens murder a entire good christan family.Westboro Baptist Church become giant robots.
