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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2400 on: July 08, 2013, 03:42:46 am »
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Fox News starts having to deal with the plagues.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2401 on: July 08, 2013, 01:24:57 pm »
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Scientists make contact with an alternate reality where the United States never existed. The closest equivalent is the powerful Cajun Federation, occupying much of the southern US. But to the shock and horror of many, the Cajuns speak French.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2402 on: July 08, 2013, 01:28:16 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 08, 2013, 01:24:57 pm
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Scientists make contact with an alternate reality where the United States never existed. The closest equivalent is the powerful Cajun Federation, occupying much of the southern US. But to the shock and horror of many, the Cajuns speak French.
Terrorists From Another Dimension!

All of Fox News, headline writer included, turns liberal.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2403 on: July 08, 2013, 01:33:00 pm »
Infection of liberalism! Fox News now biased!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2404 on: July 08, 2013, 01:45:27 pm »
Illegal Aliens Invade America!

The Decepticons blow something up, and the Autobots take pains to explain the difference between the two groups.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2405 on: July 08, 2013, 03:04:44 pm »
Quote from: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 01:45:27 pm
Illegal Aliens Invade America!

The Decepticons blow something up, and the Autobots take pains to explain the difference between the two groups.
Giant Robots Attempt Brainwashing

The Decepticons kill all of Fox News.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2406 on: July 08, 2013, 04:13:54 pm »
We are now in control of your television puny humans bow down to your Decpticon rulers!


Grimlock and the other Dinobots defeat the Decpticons and take Fox News for the Autobots and Grimlock becomes the new headline writer. (Grimlock rules by the way!)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2407 on: July 08, 2013, 05:13:49 pm »
Quote from: アマテラス - 大神 on July 08, 2013, 04:13:54 pm
Grimlock and the other Dinobots defeat the Decpticons and take Fox News for the Autobots and Grimlock becomes the new headline writer. (Grimlock rules by the way!)

Fox News Am Still Fair and Balanced

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2408 on: July 08, 2013, 07:10:28 pm »
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2409 on: July 08, 2013, 09:33:32 pm »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
The American Military Wages War On Aliens

The Autobots don't complain about America taking all the credit.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2410 on: July 08, 2013, 10:33:35 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 09:33:32 pm
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
The American Military Wages War On Aliens

The Autobots don't complain about America taking all the credit.

Illegal Aliens Contribute Nothing to War!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2411 on: July 08, 2013, 11:33:15 pm »
Shia brainwashed by liberals

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2412 on: July 08, 2013, 11:36:29 pm »
Liberals Teaching Children To Kill!

Rick Perry tries to take back America by Force-lightning everyone who registers to the left of Hitler.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2413 on: July 08, 2013, 11:43:52 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 11:36:29 pm
Liberals Teaching Children To Kill!

Rick Perry tries to take back America by Force-lightning everyone who registers to the left of Hitler.
You Don't Know The Power of THE DARK SIDE!

Fox News headline writing is asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2414 on: July 09, 2013, 12:44:38 am »
Fox News supports American entrepreneurs, by any means necessary!

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