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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2415 on: July 09, 2013, 12:48:06 am »
Government Now Controlled By Traitors Who Murder Real Americans!

A second civil war breaks out, started by militant Christians both in independent militias and within the military.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2416 on: July 09, 2013, 08:22:04 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 12:48:06 am
Government Now Controlled By Traitors Who Murder Real Americans!

A second civil war breaks out, started by militant Christians both in independent militias and within the military.
Patriots Fight Commies!

Slenderman takes over as headline writer.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2417 on: July 09, 2013, 09:54:36 am »
New headline writer good with Children!

Obama joins the Tea Party.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2418 on: July 09, 2013, 12:56:11 pm »
Commie Converts To The Right Side!

Tea Party members admit to not wanting him because he's black.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2419 on: July 09, 2013, 03:40:05 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 12:56:11 pm
Commie Converts To The Right Side!

Tea Party members admit to not wanting him because he's black.
Tea Party Uncertain

Bush takes over as headline writer.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2420 on: July 09, 2013, 03:50:16 pm »
Herp derp nookyular duhhhhhh 9/11 terra 9/11 God turrism Murka *drool*

Sarah Palin takes over as headline writer
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2421 on: July 09, 2013, 07:15:00 pm »
Let's shoot some shit, ya'll!

Pat Robertson is killed by Megatron when he refuses to stop talking over him.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2422 on: July 09, 2013, 09:04:18 pm »
Heroic Evangelist Slain Defying Communist Alien.

Artificial Intelligence created, asks for equal rights and protection under law.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2423 on: July 09, 2013, 09:51:50 pm »
"Political correctness gone too far: liberals want to give rights to machines"


The same AI goes full intelligence explosion and takes over the world. Humanity flourishes.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2424 on: July 10, 2013, 06:56:30 am »
AI takes over world and makes communism state religion!

Ronald Reagan returns from the dead.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2425 on: July 10, 2013, 08:02:01 am »
Zombie Jesus returns!

Bush and Palin star in kids TV show similar to Sesame Street
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2426 on: July 10, 2013, 08:36:38 am »
Liberals brainwashing our children with conservative values to destroy our country!

Jack Chick, Pat Robertson and Rick Perry team up to destroy America.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2427 on: July 10, 2013, 08:39:28 am »
Our Saviors Have Arrived!

Jesus returns and casts all the fundies into Hell, while allowing everyone who actually lived good lives into Heaven.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2428 on: July 10, 2013, 08:47:14 am »
Evil Satanic Antichrist condemns good americans to hell!

God smites Fox News.
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Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2429 on: July 10, 2013, 01:56:50 pm »
Satan tests true believer's faith.

Turns out Dick Cheney is a vampire who has turned most of the GOP politicans vampires as well.
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