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Offline PosthumanHeresy

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2430 on: July 10, 2013, 02:10:25 pm »
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Satan tests true believer's faith.

Turns out Dick Cheney is a vampire who has turned most of the GOP politicans vampires as well.
The Secret To A Long Life: Dick

The Doctor laughs right in the faces of Fox News for several hours after seeing their "news".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2431 on: July 10, 2013, 04:28:15 pm »
EVIL time travelling alien dares to laugh at conservative patriots.

The Fallen arrives and takes over the Republican Party along with George Bush, The Joker and Lex Luthor.
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I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2432 on: July 10, 2013, 04:38:32 pm »
Satan Targets The Republicans!

The crew of Fox News (cameramen, janitors, etc) goes on strike, demanding higher wages and decent working conditions.
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G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2433 on: July 10, 2013, 05:31:51 pm »
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.
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Quote from: Lithp on July 28, 2013, 10:45:29 pm
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2434 on: July 11, 2013, 09:27:45 pm »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 05:31:51 pm
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.

Symbol of freedom corrupted by illegal alien to attack America!

All street signs become sentient, declare war on humanity.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2435 on: July 11, 2013, 11:13:56 pm »
Quote from: Commissar Kaz on July 11, 2013, 09:27:45 pm
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 05:31:51 pm
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.

Symbol of freedom corrupted by illegal alien to attack America!

All street signs become sentient, declare war on humanity.

See? We Told You Regulations Are Evil!

The SCP Foundation, already having protocols in place due to SCP-1047, neutralizes the threat, distributes amnesiacs to world population (missing Stephen Colbert and a handful of FOX newscasters in the process)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2436 on: July 12, 2013, 04:53:11 am »
SATANIC STREET SIGNS.

Optimus Prime beats Sentinel to death with a street sign while holding a protest sign that says "Fox News, I'm the good guy here."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2437 on: July 12, 2013, 02:41:30 pm »
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2438 on: July 12, 2013, 04:57:17 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 12, 2013, 02:41:30 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2439 on: July 12, 2013, 06:52:32 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 04:57:17 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 12, 2013, 02:41:30 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.

God Attacks Godless America!

Demons take over CNN, voted more fair and balanced than Fox.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2440 on: July 12, 2013, 07:32:32 pm »
Quote from: Commissar Kaz on July 12, 2013, 06:52:32 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 04:57:17 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 12, 2013, 02:41:30 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.

God Attacks Godless America!

Demons take over CNN, voted more fair and balanced than Fox.
'Mercans Serving Satan!

Satan goes into a bar and asks for a beer.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2441 on: July 12, 2013, 08:46:51 pm »
Proof That Alcohol is Evil!

Jesus enters a few minutes later and sits down with Satan. They proceed to have a perfectly friendly conversation and agree to disagree about their many issues.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2442 on: July 13, 2013, 05:28:54 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 12, 2013, 08:46:51 pm
Proof That Alcohol is Evil!

Jesus enters a few minutes later and sits down with Satan. They proceed to have a perfectly friendly conversation and agree to disagree about their many issues.
Jesus Wins Argument with Satan!

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Satanic Reverend and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down, have drinks, are good friends, and do not discuss religion or politics. They are all charitable, volunteer firefighters, Neighborhood Watch members and volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2443 on: July 13, 2013, 01:28:30 pm »
Good Christian Tries To Save Lost Souls!

The Fox News team comes out and admits that every crisis they feel is important enough to put in capital letters and punctuate with exclamation marks is bullshit.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2444 on: July 13, 2013, 07:36:40 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 13, 2013, 01:28:30 pm
Good Christian Tries To Save Lost Souls!

The Fox News team comes out and admits that every crisis they feel is important enough to put in capital letters and punctuate with exclamation marks is bullshit.
NEW BULLSHIT IN NEWS!!!!!! REPORT AT 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News adopts a staff kitten.

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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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