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Offline Crystal-King

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2445 on: July 14, 2013, 12:34:30 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2446 on: July 14, 2013, 01:18:27 am »
O'Reilly Escapes Painful Liberal Trap!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2447 on: July 14, 2013, 05:03:52 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2448 on: July 14, 2013, 06:44:05 am »
America slowly returning to Godly pre-civil war days.

Glenn Beck "goes Galt" and takes what he considers to be "the brightest minds of America" with him(ie. all conservative pundits) to the mountains. Because the GOP no longer has anyone to spout their bullship their poll numbers go down and within a year USA has become a liberal utopia led by the Democrats and the Green Party.

Meanwhile Beck&Gang die of dysentry in the mountains, but that's not important.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2449 on: July 14, 2013, 07:23:17 am »
Quote from: zupper on July 14, 2013, 06:44:05 am
America slowly returning to Godly pre-civil war days.

Glenn Beck "goes Galt" and takes what he considers to be "the brightest minds of America" with him(ie. all conservative pundits) to the mountains. Because the GOP no longer has anyone to spout their bullship their poll numbers go down and within a year USA has become a liberal utopia led by the Democrats and the Green Party.

Meanwhile Beck&Gang die of dysentry in the mountains, but that's not important.
Fox News To Close

The "Max Headroom" incident happens anew, with Fox being the target, and it hitting the entire nation.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2450 on: July 15, 2013, 01:19:31 pm »
Satanists hijack our signal! DEATH TO THEM! DEATH!
 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2451 on: July 16, 2013, 02:32:44 pm »
New, Strong Management At Fox News

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2452 on: July 16, 2013, 04:37:11 pm »
Evil human rights activists infringe on YOUR rights to a prositute!

Shockwave experiments on one of the female anchors using a shock prod.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2453 on: July 16, 2013, 08:03:53 pm »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 16, 2013, 04:37:11 pm
Evil human rights activists infringe on YOUR rights to a prositute!

Shockwave experiments on one of the female anchors using a shock prod.
Employer Does Shocking New Experiments

Fox News magically can only speak in British English, and has British accents.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2454 on: July 17, 2013, 10:25:55 am »
We're having a bit of technical problems, chaps!

Shockwave forces the anchors into robotic suits FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2455 on: July 17, 2013, 10:32:22 am »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 17, 2013, 10:25:55 am
We're having a bit of technical problems, chaps!

Shockwave forces the anchors into robotic suits FOR SCIENCE!
Mad Machine Makes Maniacal Mechanized Monstrosity

Fox News is shut down by the FCC due to truth in advertising laws (over Fair and Balanced).
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2456 on: July 17, 2013, 11:33:14 am »
Unlogical decisions made by the FCC. Terminate them.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2457 on: July 19, 2013, 04:37:45 pm »
New Fox management has strong leadership style!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2458 on: July 20, 2013, 04:31:31 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 19, 2013, 04:37:45 pm
New Fox management has strong leadership style!

Mississippi passes a law making it a crime to be born with a vagina.
Mississippi Outlaws Heterosexuality!

Fox News discovers FSTDT.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2459 on: July 20, 2013, 01:42:22 pm »
ATHEIST MUSLIM COMMIE PINKOS BRAINWASHING YOUR CHILDREN! WAAARGHBL!

Georgia passes a law requiring teachers to lead their classes in prayer. The ACLU is soon flooded by complaints from parents of children who are being led in prayers from religions other than Christianity.
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