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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2460 on: July 20, 2013, 02:23:27 pm »
EVIL ACLU TAKING OVER OUR SCHOOLS AND DENYING OUR RIGHTS!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2461 on: July 20, 2013, 08:34:23 pm »
Fox News Dead

Kitten zombies attack Fox.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2462 on: July 20, 2013, 09:39:18 pm »
Satanic evil cats maul the poor anchors. Please donate to their hospital funds!

Obama comes on the show to debate the newly-recovered anchors.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2463 on: July 20, 2013, 10:04:47 pm »
Government Invasion!

FDR declares war on Japan after Pearl Harbor.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2464 on: July 20, 2013, 10:25:48 pm »
Pearl Harbor: What did FDR Know?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2465 on: July 20, 2013, 10:30:27 pm »
Rampant child endangerment via dangerous science! Sounds good to us.

Fox News conducts secret necromancy experiments with the corpse of Martin Luther King.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2466 on: July 21, 2013, 01:15:55 am »
Doctor King Returns, Renounces His Old Views, Says Blacks Should Serve Whites

Fox News puts a fox in charge of headlines.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2467 on: July 21, 2013, 07:34:27 am »
Doctor King Returns, Renounces His Old Views, Says Blacks Should Serve Whites

Fox News puts a fox in charge of headlines.

Fox News: All Natural Expertise!

Fox turns out to be Reynardine from Gunnerkrigg Court, who proceeds to body-swap with all the other anchors.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2468 on: July 21, 2013, 04:03:50 pm »
Our bodies are being taken over by a evil liberal mind control fox!

Fox News begins work on a team of five robot angels that combine into Mecha-God in a attempt to destroy the Democratic Party.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2469 on: July 21, 2013, 04:06:10 pm »
God Is On Our Side, Because We Built Him!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2470 on: July 21, 2013, 04:22:30 pm »
THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THE GAYS!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2471 on: July 21, 2013, 08:00:05 pm »
THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THE GAYS!

Mecha-God is summarily smacked into the Statue of Liberty by one of the monsters.
Communazi Atheist Pagan Muslim Monsters Destroy Statue!!!!

The Time Lords return.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2472 on: July 22, 2013, 07:24:07 am »
THE EARTH WILL BE BURNING! THE COMMIES HAVE WON!

The Doctor kicks Gallifrey back into the time lock and heads onto Fox News to verbally beat them down.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2473 on: July 22, 2013, 07:44:32 am »
Illegal alien harasses conservatives.

A Republican president eradicates all industrial regulations, minimum wage laws, environmental laws and trade unions. As a result, capitalism reverts to functioning as it did during the 19th century; with death-trap factories replete with dangerous machinery and chemicals, child labor, people working 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year for wages of $1 dollar a week, major cities so thick with pollution you can't see your hand in front of your face, hired thugs beating up strikers, meat stuffed with sawdust and dead rats, women having to have sex with their bosses as a term of employment, company towns and employers telling employees who they must vote for.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2474 on: July 22, 2013, 08:17:04 am »
Illegal alien harasses conservatives.

A Republican president eradicates all industrial regulations, minimum wage laws, environmental laws and trade unions. As a result, capitalism reverts to functioning as it did during the 19th century; with death-trap factories replete with dangerous machinery and chemicals, child labor, people working 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year for wages of $1 dollar a week, major cities so thick with pollution you can't see your hand in front of your face, hired thugs beating up strikers, meat stuffed with sawdust and dead rats, women having to have sex with their bosses as a term of employment, company towns and employers telling employees who they must vote for.

Democrats invade Republican Party.  Tea Party new official Conservative party.

Democratic president drops unemployment to 1%, improves economy 100%, eradicates debt, and lowers taxes.
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