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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2505 on: July 27, 2013, 03:42:16 am »
Fox News: Touching The Lives Of Children Everywhere!

On top of that, it is revealed that 90% of Fox News employees engage in bestiality.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2506 on: July 27, 2013, 09:00:44 am »
Fox News cares for animals.

New mandatory drug tests for politicans put 90% of republicans to jail.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2507 on: July 27, 2013, 12:25:30 pm »
Quote from: zupper on July 27, 2013, 09:00:44 am
Fox News cares for animals.

New mandatory drug tests for politicans put 90% of republicans to jail.
Law Discrimination!

New mandatory drug tests put 90% of everyone in jail.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2508 on: July 28, 2013, 10:51:38 am »
Taking the fight to the Jews Hippies Blacks Liberals!


Fox news anchors implicated in a child-kidnapping ring.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2509 on: July 28, 2013, 11:02:56 am »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 10:51:38 am
Taking the fight to the Jews Hippies Blacks Liberals!


Fox news anchors implicated in a child-kidnapping ring.
Fox Takes Care of Kids

Fox News anchors implicated in a child-slavery ring.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2510 on: July 28, 2013, 11:53:43 am »
Fox Provides Shelter, Education and Job Training In Exchange For A Few Chores!

When the next revolution hits, Republicans who did nothing but oppose Obama are the first against the wall.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2511 on: July 28, 2013, 02:47:26 pm »
Scream, our minions! SCREAM!

Christians take over the government, creating a dystopia.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2512 on: July 28, 2013, 06:50:52 pm »
Quote from: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 02:47:26 pm
Scream, our minions! SCREAM!

Christians take over the government, creating a dystopia.
Nation Now More Biblical Than Ever

Atheists take over the nation, cure all disease, easily take over the world via fixing the economy and then some, colonize space, make everyone employed and end all suffering and crime.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2513 on: July 28, 2013, 07:13:50 pm »
THOUGHT POLICE!

Obama builds three giant robots that combine into the mighty Uncle S.A.M(Stealth Attack Mech)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2514 on: July 31, 2013, 02:47:08 pm »
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2515 on: July 31, 2013, 02:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 31, 2013, 02:47:08 pm
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
Europe Declares War!

Kittenpiles begin appearing at Fox.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2516 on: July 31, 2013, 08:56:17 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 02:53:01 pm
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 31, 2013, 02:47:08 pm
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
Europe Declares War!

Kittenpiles begin appearing at Fox.
Liberals Attempt to- Ohh, Who's a Cute Little Kitty? That's Right, You Are! Goochie-Goochie-goo~!

Obama sneezes in public.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2517 on: July 31, 2013, 09:15:49 pm »
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2518 on: July 31, 2013, 10:43:41 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 09:15:49 pm
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
Rush Limbaugh Bravely Defends Nation, Neutralizes Twenty Suspected Terrorists
A fourteen-year-old rape victim makes a video attacking the misogynistic, victim-blaming laws in her state and it goes viral.
(Too depressing?) 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2519 on: July 31, 2013, 11:30:12 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on July 31, 2013, 10:43:41 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 09:15:49 pm
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
Rush Limbaugh Bravely Defends Nation, Neutralizes Twenty Suspected Terrorists
A fourteen-year-old rape victim makes a video attacking the misogynistic, victim-blaming laws in her state and it goes viral.
(Too depressing?)

Ugly Whore Tries To Defend Her Slutty Behavior

Said girl's father, who is a redneck conservative, blows off Glenn Beck's head in retaliation for the above headline.
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