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Offline Crystal-King

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2520 on: August 01, 2013, 01:13:15 am »
Liberal Trickster Assassinates American Icon

None attend Beck's funeral; grave listed as public restroom by state and local officials.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2521 on: August 01, 2013, 01:50:17 am »
Government S***s On Brave Patriot!!!!!

Soldiers who were killed in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars Bush started begin rising from the grave and demanding the right to vote, swearing to vote for whoever promises to end the wars.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2522 on: August 01, 2013, 01:50:23 am »
Quote from: Crystal-King on August 01, 2013, 01:13:15 am
Liberal Trickster Assassinates American Icon

None attend Beck's funeral; grave listed as public restroom by state and local officials.

Liberal State Hushes Up Anti-Conservative Assassination

Egyptian forces fire on pro-Morsi supporters, leaving dozens dead.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2523 on: August 01, 2013, 02:18:31 am »
Muzzies Killing Muzzies - All Is Well!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2524 on: August 01, 2013, 02:23:05 am »
Terrorists Threaten American Way Of Life!!!!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2525 on: August 01, 2013, 04:34:33 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 02:23:05 am
Terrorists Threaten American Way Of Life!!!!

Soldiers who were killed in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars Bush started begin rising from the grave and demanding the right to vote, swearing to vote for whoever promises to end the wars.
Liberal Zombie Apocalypse!! Thank Jeebus for Gun-Toting REAL AMERICANS!!!
A gay sex tape featuring Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Dick Cheney comes to light.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2526 on: August 01, 2013, 05:12:25 pm »
Homosexuals Use Witchcraft To Corrupt Righteous American Heroes!

At a charity fundraiser event, George W. Bush and Al Gore perform a mock debate, with each one playing a parody of the other.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2527 on: August 01, 2013, 06:39:56 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 01, 2013, 05:12:25 pm
Homosexuals Use Witchcraft To Corrupt Righteous American Heroes!

At a charity fundraiser event, George W. Bush and Al Gore perform a mock debate, with each one playing a parody of the other.
Republicans Have Good Sense Of Humor

Bill O'Reilly meets Lordi.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2528 on: August 01, 2013, 09:02:28 pm »
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2529 on: August 01, 2013, 09:13:02 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 09:02:28 pm
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
Demon-Possessed Witches Humiliate Prominent Fox News Host

Rick Santorum finds that picture somebody made a while back of his portrait as a gay porn mosaic, gets caught fapping with it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2530 on: August 02, 2013, 03:10:04 am »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on August 01, 2013, 09:13:02 pm
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 09:02:28 pm
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
Demon-Possessed Witches Humiliate Prominent Fox News Host

Rick Santorum finds that picture somebody made a while back of his portrait as a gay porn mosaic, gets caught fapping with it.
Santorum Caught With Pants Down

God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2531 on: August 02, 2013, 03:30:34 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:10:04 am
God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.

God shows His Love for Fox News!

The sperm fertilizes Fox News, creating some kind of news-fetus.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2532 on: August 02, 2013, 11:05:05 pm »
Quote from: Feral Dog on August 02, 2013, 03:30:34 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:10:04 am
God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.

God shows His Love for Fox News!

The sperm fertilizes Fox News, creating some kind of news-fetus.
Liberal Media Tries To Abort News Baby!

The News-Fetus is born.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2533 on: August 07, 2013, 03:27:09 pm »
The Messiah Is Born!

GOP Presidential candidate says that "we need to destroy the middle class"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2534 on: August 07, 2013, 07:56:30 pm »
GOP: "Tax Cuts Guaranteed To Make Everyone Rich!"

Dick Cheney comes out and admits that he is responsible for 9/11, having been financing and pulling Bin Laden's strings the whole time. The raid to kill Bin Laden was to keep him from talking once he'd outlived his usefulness as a boogeyman.
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