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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2535 on: August 07, 2013, 09:23:57 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 07, 2013, 07:56:30 pm
GOP: "Tax Cuts Guaranteed To Make Everyone Rich!"

Dick Cheney comes out and admits that he is responsible for 9/11, having been financing and pulling Bin Laden's strings the whole time. The raid to kill Bin Laden was to keep him from talking once he'd outlived his usefulness as a boogeyman.

Fox Proved Right: Dick Cheney Was The Enemy

The previous GOP candidate clarifies that his plan is to knock the middle class back down to near-poverty.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2536 on: August 11, 2013, 02:23:20 am »
Laborers To Work Harder!

All GOP members are discovered to have to eat a kitten to join.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2537 on: August 11, 2013, 02:57:56 am »
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2538 on: August 11, 2013, 03:05:33 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:57:56 am
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
Republicans Prevent Children From Suffering In The World

Republicans are shown to have to eat their own parents alive to join.
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- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2539 on: August 12, 2013, 10:25:29 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 03:05:33 am
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:57:56 am
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
Republicans Prevent Children From Suffering In The World

Republicans are shown to have to eat their own parents alive to join.

Republicans Reduce Wasteful Spending on Senior Citizens

Too many eggs fall on everyone.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2540 on: August 18, 2013, 04:07:12 pm »
GOP gives food to the homeless.

GOP member caught burning a Bible.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2541 on: August 18, 2013, 04:15:42 pm »
Quote from: clockworkgirl21 on August 18, 2013, 04:07:12 pm
GOP gives food to the homeless.

GOP member caught burning a Bible.
GOP Member destroys vandalized holy book.

GOP member caught shitting on a Bible.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2542 on: August 25, 2013, 04:42:47 pm »
GOP member deals with demonic possession! Is Obama in league with Satan!

GOP leaders announce plans to classify the Constitution and all US law, making it illegal for ordinary citizens to know the law.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2543 on: August 25, 2013, 10:25:46 pm »
GOP Tough On Security!

GOP candidate for the next Presidential election is clinically psychotic.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2544 on: August 27, 2013, 02:29:20 am »
GOP Candidate Overcomes Illness

GOP candidate is mentally retarded to the point of not forming sentences due to incest since the founding fathers' times.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2545 on: August 28, 2013, 02:31:46 pm »
New Republican Candidate Supports Family Values... We Think

The director of the RNC states that "If the Republican Party is to survive, America must be destroyed"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2546 on: August 28, 2013, 02:42:32 pm »
RNC: America Needs an Overhaul

The director of the RNC builds GLaDOS to run for president.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2547 on: August 28, 2013, 03:16:03 pm »
GOP Invests In New Technology!

GLaDOS floods the Republican National Convention with a deadly neurotoxin.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2548 on: August 28, 2013, 04:56:54 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 28, 2013, 03:16:03 pm
GOP Invests In New Technology!

GLaDOS floods the Republican National Convention with a deadly neurotoxin.

Surprise Terrorist Preparedness Test Successful!

GLaDOS invents her own party after destroying the GOP. Her party is largely successful, and all candidates must now submit to Aperture testing to qualify.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2549 on: August 28, 2013, 06:16:51 pm »
Third Party Victory

GLaDOS takes over the world.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
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