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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2550 on: August 28, 2013, 06:39:37 pm »
All Hail Our Machine Overlady!

After the "gay gene" is discovered, Republicans attempt to pass a law requiring all pregnancies of fetuses carrying that gene be aborted.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2551 on: August 28, 2013, 07:33:04 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2013, 06:39:37 pm
All Hail Our Machine Overlady!

After the "gay gene" is discovered, Republicans attempt to pass a law requiring all pregnancies of fetuses carrying that gene be aborted.

Republicans not Afraid of Hard Decisions

Republicans solve the gender pay gap... by slashing male wages.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2552 on: August 31, 2013, 02:47:59 am »
Republicans fight for gender equality!

Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh kill each other in a duel over who is the true voice of conservatism.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2553 on: September 15, 2013, 03:34:37 am »
Liberal mind control scheme causes conservative deaths.

Michell Obama suggests that children should breathe oxygen.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2554 on: September 15, 2013, 11:54:02 pm »
Quote from: Random Guy on September 15, 2013, 03:34:37 am
Liberal mind control scheme causes conservative deaths.

Michell Obama suggests that children should breathe oxygen.

Obamas Trying to Kill Children through Oxygen Toxicity!

Republicans actually kill children through oxygen toxicity.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2555 on: September 28, 2013, 09:39:51 pm »
Republicans Prove Dangers Of Michelle Obama's Plans!

The Communist Party wins the Presidency
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2556 on: September 28, 2013, 11:25:33 pm »
The communist take over America we're all fucked!


The Communist party not only fixes the economy they also legalize gay marriage in all 50 states, Legalize Pot and other recreational drugs , implement a health care system to rival Switzerlands and revamps the U.S education system and raises the pay of teachers.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2557 on: September 29, 2013, 02:01:20 am »
Quote from: Lilith on September 28, 2013, 11:25:33 pm
The communist take over America we're all fucked!


The Communist party not only fixes the economy they also legalize gay marriage in all 50 states, Legalize Pot and other recreational drugs , implement a health care system to rival Switzerlands and revamps the U.S education system and raises the pay of teachers.

Communists Destroy America!

Republican extremists plot to literally destroy America, building a bomb that would wipe out the continent. However, they are soon exposed. Despite widespread public anger, the Communist government refuses to persecute Republicans. In the words of Premier Al Franken, "Every American has the right to be a Republican"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2558 on: October 03, 2013, 09:45:22 am »
Them commies don't have the balls to stop us!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2559 on: October 12, 2013, 09:39:18 pm »
Liberal Democrat Founding "Father" Proven To Be Founding "Tranny"!

(I felt horribly filthy just typing that.)

It is discovered that all conservatives are actually reptilians in human disguises.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2560 on: October 12, 2013, 10:05:02 pm »
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2561 on: October 12, 2013, 10:34:57 pm »
Ronald Reagan shows his manliness by being on the top.

Michelle Bachmann admits that she "may have stretched the truth a bit" on ObamaCare.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2562 on: October 13, 2013, 12:56:44 am »
Bachmann's Honesty Refreshing After Years Of Liberal Lies.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2563 on: October 13, 2013, 03:11:19 am »
Republicans Wisely Hold Off ACA Until Humanity Ready For Alien Contact

The Egyptian gods reveal themselves to exist and reveal that only Egyptians go to a pleasant afterlife.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2564 on: October 24, 2013, 03:06:48 am »
Satan Attempts To Deceive Us

Rick Perry declares that "raping your daughters is the duty of every father"
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