The Fox News Headline Game

[zupper]

Liberal terrorist group has atheistic blood orgy

Mathematical proof for god found(meaning you need maths to truly know the essence of god)

[rtvc2012]

Asians use mathmatical superiority to push heathen gods like Buddha on Christian nation

Obama proudly declares his Christian faith, pushes to ban abortion and gay marriage to prove it

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Obama Panders To Christian Right For Upcoming Elections

Daniel Ingram Honored Guest @ White House

[zupper]

President holds a lavish party for a Canadian spending millions of taxpayer money

New law allows police officers to shoot any terrorist suspect without repercussions. Due to ambiguous syntax this can also include people that get pulled away at airport security.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Rand Paul Shot In Head In American Tragedy
^{The Government Has Some Explaining To Do}

Study Finds That Kids Who Have One Cup Of Half-Caff Coffee Per Day Do Better In School With Minimal Impact On Health

[rtvc2012]

Liberals try to get kids to become latte-sipping pussies

Tea party members hunt homeless for sport, force middle class families at gunpoint to donate all that they own to the wealthy

[GLaDOS]

Liberals try to get kids to become latte-sipping pussies

Tea party members hunt homeless for sport, force middle class families at gunpoint to donate all that they own to the wealthy

Grassroots movement returns to the founding fathers' values.

I have enough deadly neurotoxin in storage to poison the world.

[myusername]

Satan's Servant Prepared for the Apocalypse

The Eurozone collapses.

[rtvc2012]

Europe bows to American might

United States declares war on Canada over "Asses of Fire" movie

[largeham]

America strikes against terrorists to our north!

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Lack of Headlines Indicate Obama Slacking on the Job.

Stephen Harper visits America.

[largeham]

America welcomes close friend

Rush Limbaugh turns to veganism.

[zupper]

Liberal agenda claims another victim

President Obama gets tired of idots wanting a smaller government so he grants their wish by axing both the judical and legislative branches therefore making the president a de-facto dictator. This will take effect after his presidency ends.

[Deus ex Populo]

Obama Brings Fascism to America

Pirahã is somehow made the official language of the United States.

[myusername]

Tiny Group of Immigrants Take Away Our Right to Speak American

Hippies go on an anti-nuclear march.