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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #270 on: February 06, 2012, 12:08:13 am »
Liberal protesting for no reason again

Ray Comfort reveals he was a poe all along.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #271 on: February 06, 2012, 12:34:40 am »
Atheist conspiracy hires lookalike actor to discredit traditional Christian beliefs.

Jesus caught in a Utah bus shelter blowing Satan for cocaine.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #272 on: February 06, 2012, 06:30:19 am »
Hippie arrested for indecent behavior

And now, for a real news headline

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #273 on: February 06, 2012, 05:35:13 pm »
Immoral atheists demonstrate bizarre sexual fantasies

Rick Santorum is really an epic troll.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #274 on: February 06, 2012, 08:11:27 pm »
Leftist Conspiracy Runs Deeper Than Thought, According to Shocking New Book
written, of course, by a Fox pundit

A human being acts the way a healthy, mentally-sound human being is expected to act.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #275 on: February 07, 2012, 09:35:33 am »
Liberal Runs Amok

It is partly cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #276 on: February 07, 2012, 02:07:01 pm »
Cold, Rainy Weather Disproves Global Warming

New Study Shows 95% of Teens Masturbate Regularly
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #277 on: February 07, 2012, 04:20:17 pm »
Liberals corrupting our youth.

Jesus comes back and performs a miracle which gives everyone physical and mental perfection to the best of their genetic ability.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #278 on: February 07, 2012, 04:24:24 pm »
Aliens Spit On God's Perfect Creation!

New Documents Reveal Founding Fathers Regularly Had Buttsex With Each Other
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #279 on: February 07, 2012, 06:05:19 pm »
More Liberal Slander! Do these People Hate America?

The corpses of Karl Marx and Adam Smith rise from the grave and start playing cards.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #280 on: February 08, 2012, 01:18:55 pm »
Quote from: largeham on February 07, 2012, 06:05:19 pm
More Liberal Slander! Do these People Hate America?

The corpses of Karl Marx and Adam Smith rise from the grave and start playing cards.

Satanic rituals cause necromancy. Liberals to blame

In an exclusive tell-all book God reveals he made up the concepts of Heaven and Hell so bronze-age people would have inceptive to be good. He's certain that mankind has grown up since those times and modern man abstain from evil without some silly scare stories.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #281 on: February 08, 2012, 03:15:20 pm »
Blasphemer Thinks Himself God

The Ginosaji targets Rick Santorum.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #282 on: February 08, 2012, 04:01:39 pm »
Godless Killer Targets Upstanding Moral Leader

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #283 on: February 08, 2012, 04:22:43 pm »
Demons Invade!

Bestiality Declared Legal (I dunno why it would be, but this is about bizarre headlines being spun by Fox, so deal with it!)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #284 on: February 08, 2012, 04:42:37 pm »
Gay Agenda leads to legalisation of bestiality

Author writes book claiming that the damned procreate in Hell.
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