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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2580 on: December 29, 2013, 10:55:38 pm »
Dangerous Communist Terrorist Hiding in Sherwood Forest


Chicken holds a press conference to explain why it crossed the road
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2581 on: January 04, 2014, 10:39:04 pm »
Why Did The Chicken Lie?

Scientists invent working cybernetic limbs.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2582 on: January 04, 2014, 10:45:39 pm »
Has Science gone too far!


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2583 on: January 04, 2014, 10:48:06 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 04, 2014, 10:39:04 pm
Why Did The Chicken Lie?

Scientists invent working cybernetic limbs.
Democrats Planning to Bring About Cyborg Apocalypse

Obama is seen playing Pokemon.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2584 on: January 05, 2014, 05:19:45 am »
Obama Advocates Child Endangerment And Animal Fighting For Sport

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2585 on: January 21, 2014, 07:23:44 pm »
Atheist gay secular humanist Muslim band tries to corrupt our youth!

A volcano erupts directly beneath the 2016 Republican Convention during the nominee's acceptance speech. Nearly everyone is killed, decapitating the GOP leadership (and killing all of Fox's senior correspondents).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2586 on: January 21, 2014, 09:39:52 pm »
WORST TRAGEDY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER HAPPENS!!!!!!!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2587 on: January 24, 2014, 07:18:03 pm »
(going with FemShep for this one)

Entiltled bitch attempting to usurp Bible-based male leadership.

The surviving members of the GOP nominate a fundamentalist baptist pastor whose main issues are promoting religion and "family values". His name is Dick Gaylord.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2588 on: February 12, 2014, 06:18:14 pm »
GOP holds fast to family values!

Dick Gaylord is inevitably found having sex with a rent boy who is not his wife.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2589 on: February 12, 2014, 06:22:49 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on February 12, 2014, 06:18:14 pm
GOP holds fast to family values!

Dick Gaylord is inevitably found having sex with a rent boy who is not his wife.
Dick Gaylord forced into sex by a depraved sodomite!

Hotel maid claims to have witnessed Gaylord returning to his room with a male stripper and a baggie of cocaine.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2590 on: February 13, 2014, 12:11:39 am »
Democrats probably paid off working-class lying whore to discredit candidate.

Mars rover finds large deposits of crude oil exactly 2 seconds after Republicans vote to completely defund NASA.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2591 on: February 13, 2014, 12:52:42 am »
Congress Declares War on Mars!

Mars One Mission gets funded and frontlined 14 years ahead of schedule.
"But-but-but it'll cost like $2,000,000 per barrel to get it back to Earth" says Elon Musk.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2592 on: February 13, 2014, 01:10:30 am »
Price of Oil Skyrockets! Are Democrats To Blame?

Scientists successfully clone dinosaurs and attempt to open a zoo where people can see them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2593 on: February 13, 2014, 12:10:00 pm »
Ken Ham buys baby dinosaurs from bankrupt Genentech's PaleoZoo for The Creation Museum's new "Eden: Live in 3D!" exhibit.

PETA stages a Free the Dinos protest outside the Creation Museum.



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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2594 on: February 13, 2014, 02:26:27 pm »
Crazy Activists Hate God, Deny Evidence of Creation.

Exxon-Mobil attempts to bribe NASA officials to get exclusive access to the Martian oil deposits.
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