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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2595 on: February 14, 2014, 02:05:12 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2596 on: February 14, 2014, 04:50:33 pm »
God Calls Faithful Servant Home. Nation In Mourning.

The Rapture occurs, but not a single person who actually subscribed to rapture theology is taken.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2597 on: February 14, 2014, 06:29:14 pm »
Satan tries to fake the Rapture!

The Fox News Headline Writer gives birth to the Antichrist.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2598 on: February 14, 2014, 07:24:59 pm »
All is lost I have failed man kind *commits suicide*


The antichrist turns out to be Jesus's half brother who god disowned cause he was gay.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2599 on: February 22, 2014, 12:09:58 am »
The truth about Mohammed finally revealed!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2600 on: June 06, 2014, 07:55:10 pm »
Our eyes, our beautiful eyes.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2601 on: June 07, 2014, 11:35:44 am »
The Beast from Revelation is identified at last.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2602 on: June 07, 2014, 11:58:00 am »
Aliens agree to stop anal probing american citizens in exchange for Jebus.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2603 on: June 14, 2014, 05:11:24 pm »
SATANIC METAL MUSIC WHARRRGARBLLLL!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2604 on: June 14, 2014, 05:23:48 pm »
Evolution a lie!!



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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2605 on: June 14, 2014, 05:46:10 pm »
THE BEAST HAS RISEN THE BEAST HAS RISEN

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2606 on: June 14, 2014, 05:52:51 pm »
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THE BEAST HAS RISEN THE BEAST HAS RISEN

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The Fidelity National Home Warranty has become sentient; Dems are mysteriously silent on the matter

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2607 on: June 14, 2014, 09:57:47 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2608 on: June 15, 2014, 03:14:42 pm »
Obama is a monster!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2609 on: June 17, 2014, 08:45:22 pm »
"My God...What Have I Done?"

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