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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2610 on: June 17, 2014, 08:47:29 pm »
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A rambling Glenn Beck disproves the existence of Fox News. At that moment, the Fox News building vanishes, although its employees do not. Oh, and the Fox News Headline Writer was on the 57th floor.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2611 on: June 18, 2014, 03:01:04 am »
Glenn Beck confirmed as Angelic Order being. Oh, and I'm probably going to die.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2612 on: June 18, 2014, 02:42:32 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2613 on: June 19, 2014, 09:58:54 pm »
Emperor Comes From A Loving Family

The Fox News Headline Writer's boss calls him into the office.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2614 on: July 07, 2014, 05:18:36 pm »
So this has to do with FOX News, here's how diverse their anchors are.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2615 on: July 07, 2014, 05:23:54 pm »
It looks like the same woman 9 times with slightly different makeup and hairstyles.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2616 on: July 07, 2014, 09:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on June 19, 2014, 09:58:54 pm
Emperor Comes From A Loving Family

The Fox News Headline Writer's boss calls him into the office.

Hardworking American gets a fired because of Obamacare.

Everyone everywhere gets equal rights.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2617 on: July 07, 2014, 09:43:09 pm »
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Everyone everywhere gets equal rights.

White Christians, watch out - You are now second class citizens!

Palin gets trampled to death by a moose.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2618 on: July 07, 2014, 09:50:09 pm »
Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.


After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2619 on: July 07, 2014, 09:55:40 pm »
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Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.

Wait, I thought Fox News loved Palin?

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After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.

Liberal Idiots lose debate to animal stand-in for Bill O'Reilly.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2620 on: July 08, 2014, 12:58:44 am »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 07, 2014, 09:55:40 pm
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 09:50:09 pm
Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.

Wait, I thought Fox News loved Palin?

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After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.

Liberal Idiots lose debate to animal stand-in for Bill O'Reilly.
By this point, Palin is a laughingstock to even Faux.


The Sloth chimps out after being told to get out of the tree and work, leading to it heading to MSNBC. Bill is bitten by a radioactive sloth and is a sloth-man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2621 on: July 08, 2014, 02:24:19 am »
"The Sloth chimps out after being told to get out of the tree and work, leading to it heading to MSNBC. Bill is bitten by a radioactive sloth and is a sloth-man."

Liberals plant radioactive animal to infect O'Reilly after being humiliated at the Presidential Debate.

Scenario:
The Nazi Party starts backing the Republican party, complimenting them for their actions towards promoting the Nazi ideal of the Aryan race ruling over inferior races.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2622 on: July 08, 2014, 09:45:13 am »
Republican Party Popular With Values Voters!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2623 on: July 08, 2014, 06:15:43 pm »
Fox News prevents alien invasion!

(in reference to the picture above) A black man applies for a job as a Fox News anchor. He is much more qualified for the position than anyone else applying.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2624 on: July 08, 2014, 06:18:56 pm »
Affirmitave action costs white people jobs.

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