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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2625 on: July 08, 2014, 06:48:03 pm »
Alien Posing As Demon Murders Country's Only Hope!

Satan appears on TV thanking Fox News and other right-wing organizations for spreading his word of hate and violence.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2626 on: July 08, 2014, 06:52:22 pm »
Satan's Latest Trick: Proof That He is Working For the Liberals

God comes down from Heaven, says that Satan really is quite fond of Fox News and asks them to shape up.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2627 on: July 13, 2014, 06:36:36 pm »
G-d blesses Fox News! All other news outlets are obviously wrong!

A Concrete Donkey falls onto Rupert Murdoch
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2628 on: July 13, 2014, 07:40:21 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 13, 2014, 06:36:36 pm
G-d blesses Fox News! All other news outlets are obviously wrong!

A Concrete Donkey falls onto Rupert Murdoch

Democrats assassinate job creator!  Their hypocrisy revealed!

Science proves that all gods exist but the Abrahamic God(s).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2629 on: July 13, 2014, 07:44:14 pm »
More lies from leading scientists.

Statistics show the world unequivocally becoming a better place as discrimination decreases, and that liberals lead better, happier lives than conservatives. 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2630 on: July 13, 2014, 08:04:35 pm »
Suffering Builds Character!

Glenn Beck is caught having an affair with the Fox News Headline Writer, who is also Rupert Murdoch's wife.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2631 on: July 13, 2014, 10:04:49 pm »
In other news, a mysterious masked man beat up Mr. Beck while yelling "Get away from her, you bitch!" News at 11.

The Iron Giant joins MSNBC's cast of lively characters, hitting it off with the sloth while planning to replace Nancy Grace over at HLN.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2632 on: July 13, 2014, 10:31:34 pm »
MSNBC Consorts With Demonic Constructs

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2633 on: July 13, 2014, 10:57:24 pm »
Over 45,000 Atheists Disappear - PRAISE JEBUS

The doctor/midwife who delivered Obama comes forward to say that s/he remembers the birth and that it definitely took place in Hawaii. 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2634 on: July 14, 2014, 01:48:16 am »
What Is The Doctor Hiding?

Al-Qaeda kidnaps Sasha Obama. President Obama vows to pursue her captors, but Congress bars him from doing anything.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2635 on: July 14, 2014, 02:04:24 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on July 14, 2014, 01:48:16 am
What Is The Doctor Hiding?

Al-Qaeda kidnaps Sasha Obama. President Obama vows to pursue her captors, but Congress bars him from doing anything.

President's Personal Agenda Blocked By Dutiful Congress. (oh kay that one actually made me kinda sick to type)

The president sells the USA to Canada for one trillion dollars.  He uses all of it to buy a remote control that drops a satellite on the moon... but you have to be on the moon to be in range to use it.  Oh, and the president is a white-furred, walking talking lagomorph.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2636 on: July 14, 2014, 06:23:22 pm »
Obama Puts Drugs In Fox Water Supply!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2637 on: July 14, 2014, 07:05:43 pm »
Mongolia Votes For Return To Traditional Values And Strong Foreign Policy

Republicans scream about border security, but oppose spending any more money to improve it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2638 on: July 14, 2014, 07:41:13 pm »
We refuse to hike tax cuts up anymore for our precious constituents.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2639 on: July 14, 2014, 08:22:31 pm »
Robot news anchor ignores major crimes.

High-ranking Tea Party official bombs congress.
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