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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2715 on: December 22, 2014, 03:04:47 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2716 on: December 22, 2014, 06:05:36 pm »
Gas prices down 50% since last year.  Is Obama to blame?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2717 on: December 22, 2014, 07:16:18 pm »
Communist bomb plot in action or simple home dinner? You decide.

Santa Claus decides to go all macho on Fox News, walking up to their headquarters with a LMG loaded with candy cane ammunition and letting loose.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2718 on: January 10, 2015, 09:55:38 pm »
Proof that too many handouts leads to insanity.

The Netherlands elects a trans woman as prime minister, marking the first time in history that a country has had a transgender head of state.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2719 on: January 10, 2015, 10:05:58 pm »
Damn Eurpoeans are throwing away our traditional values!!!1!


Sean Hannity realizes that, all those years, Stephen Colbert (character, not actor) was a parody of conservative beliefs.
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"Politician" is the occupational equivalent of "Florida".

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2720 on: January 11, 2015, 12:49:50 am »
A special report on Hannity tonight - the Grand Deception of Stephen Colbert

A charming Southern man named "Randall Flagg" is elected after a tragic incident befalls Louie Gohmert that Randall CERTAINLY had nothing to do with.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2721 on: January 26, 2015, 12:19:33 pm »
Quote from: niam2023 on January 11, 2015, 12:49:50 am
A special report on Hannity tonight - the Grand Deception of Stephen Colbert

A charming Southern man named "Randall Flagg" is elected after a tragic incident befalls Louie Gohmert that Randall CERTAINLY had nothing to do with.

Will Gohmert's successor live up to the standards he set?

Photographs show Vladimir Putin giving a blowjob to an unknown man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2722 on: January 28, 2015, 08:47:14 pm »
Vladimir Putin So Manly Only Other Men Good Enough For Him

A fire starts in the Fox News break room. Due to a total lack of safety procedures, the Fox News Headline Writer is trapped along with his co-workers, and is burned alive.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2723 on: January 28, 2015, 09:47:02 pm »
Country In Mourning For Brave Patriot

Congress eliminates the minimum wage and passes laws allowing indentured servitude.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2724 on: January 28, 2015, 10:12:49 pm »
Small Business Owners Finally Turning a Profit, as Government Deregulizes Wages


As a result of this, people have to work 2.5 (.5 is a part-time job) jobs a day to supprt themselves and hundreds of thousands die of either overwork or starvation.
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Quote from: Barbarella on September 26, 2015, 12:41:08 am
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2725 on: January 28, 2015, 11:12:28 pm »
The vanishing middle class and why it's a good thing!

Ironbite-one million and 2 ducks rain down on Fox News Headquarters.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2726 on: January 29, 2015, 01:15:57 am »
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Soccer becomes wildly popular in the United States.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2727 on: January 29, 2015, 01:28:22 am »
Socialism Infecting Our Sports Culture!

America begins a war of aggression and is soundly defeated by an alliance consisting of approximately everyone else.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2728 on: January 29, 2015, 04:02:39 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on January 29, 2015, 01:28:22 am
Socialism Infecting Our Sports Culture!

America begins a war of aggression and is soundly defeated by an alliance consisting of approximately everyone else.


Foriegn Powers Encroaching American Freedom!


All major Fox news personalities reveal they've been the best example of Poe's Law ever, and were actually parodists (parodiers? parodies?) all along.
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Quote from: Barbarella on September 26, 2015, 12:41:08 am
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2729 on: January 29, 2015, 07:28:39 pm »
Hundreds Of Liberals Die Of Laughter! Fox News Victorious!

Colin Powell is elected President in 2016 on a Republican ticket. At his inauguration, a white supremacist assassin shoots at him, only for Barack Obama to throw himself between the bullet and his successor.
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