The Fox News Headline Game

[Meshakhad]

Liberals Corrupting Children Through Cartoons!

The Pope does a 180 on the entire child molestation thing, proclaiming that henceforth, any Catholic priest found guilty of child molestation by a church trial shall be burned at the stake. He then goes through with it, burning three priests alive in St. Peter's Square.

[myusername]

Whore of Babylon getting more active - Is the Rapture nigh?

Study finds that gays are better parents than straight people.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

More Gay Activist Propaganda Released

Creationist Theme Park Loses Tax-Exempt Status

[zupper]

Liberal goverment attacks first amandment rights of innocent christians

Texas secedes from the union. President(and head of state church) Rick Perry instates a christian theocracy and flat rate taxing in the new constitution. Republic of Texas becomes a third world country within a year. 

[Random Gal]

YEEEEEEEE-HAWWW!
Texas returns to its rugged individualist roots

The aforementioned Republic of Texas declares war on all Islamic countries, starts huge international crisis by attempting to bomb Mecca.

[jumpingjackflash]

Republic of Texas takes bold step in combating the Muslim threat


Continuing with the chain,

Al-Qaeda retaliates by nearly-successful attempt on Pres. Rick Perry's life

[Jack Bauer]

Muslim terror death apocalypse scenario murder kill chinese burn attempt foiled by Christian secret service agent.

POTUS Perry authorises retaliatory strikes on Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus and Seoul (Sarah Palin is his geography adviser and the airforce were having a four-for-three special on nukes that day).

[Meshakhad]

BRAVE TEXAN TROOPS CONTINUE THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL, NO MATTER WHERE IT LURKS!

South Korea retaliates, sending its battlecruisers against Texas.

[rtvc2012]

Team America to kick Kim Jong Il's ass again

Santorum pledges to make gays wear pink triangles in public if elected president

[Meshakhad]

Santorum exposes the homosexual agenda!

Refugees flee war-ravaged Texas, leading many in Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana to call for curbs on illegal immigration.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Muslim terror death apocalypse scenario murder kill chinese burn attempt foiled by Christian secret service agent.

POTUS Perry authorises retaliatory strikes on Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus and Seoul (Sarah Palin is his geography adviser and the airforce were having a four-for-three special on nukes that day).

Shouldn't it be POTROT (President of the Republic of Texas)?  I mean, the headline is part of the Perry chain, right?

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Scumbag Illegals Invade Amarica

Students Who Masturbate Regularly Get An Average Of One Letter Grade Better GPA Than Those Who Don't, Study Shows
^{Findings Suggest That Actual Interpersonal Sexual Relations Are An Insignificant Factor, and May Possibly Have a Small Negative Correlation}

[Jack Bauer]

Liberal commie Muslim homosexual pervert paedophiles deliberately falsify data in self abuse study.

Santorum is outed as Fred Phelps's love child.

[Meshakhad]

Santorum: Son of a True Man of Jesus

The Republic of Texas collapses into barbarism. Cannibalism widespread.

[jumpingjackflash]

God turns Texas into Hell on earth, as warning to all of the world's inhabitants

POTROT Rick Perry publicly boils and eats a baby alive, having descended into full insanity

[zupper]

President Perry shows resourcefulness in a difficult situation of nationwide starvation

Since Repulic of Texas has no Health & Safety institute a large meat corporation decides to sell million pounds of expired beef to the market. Since Republic of Texas has no public health care million people die of food poisoning as a result.