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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #420 on: March 09, 2012, 06:13:57 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #421 on: March 10, 2012, 03:07:22 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #422 on: March 10, 2012, 10:32:15 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #423 on: March 10, 2012, 11:00:38 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #424 on: March 10, 2012, 01:24:15 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #425 on: March 10, 2012, 04:12:48 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #426 on: March 10, 2012, 04:30:29 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #427 on: March 10, 2012, 05:54:43 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #428 on: March 10, 2012, 08:05:59 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #429 on: March 10, 2012, 09:08:32 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #430 on: March 10, 2012, 09:17:44 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #431 on: March 10, 2012, 09:18:43 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #432 on: March 10, 2012, 09:45:43 pm »
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 23, 2013, 01:32:54 am
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #433 on: March 11, 2012, 01:49:14 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #434 on: March 11, 2012, 06:37:02 pm »
Well, there are no liberals at Fox, so there's no headline to make.

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