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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #435 on: March 11, 2012, 06:38:46 pm »
Study Proves that Liberals are Unintelligent

The CEO of Kony 2012 is friends with the head of the Family Research Institute.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #436 on: March 11, 2012, 09:19:29 pm »
Kony 2012 shows family values

Bunch of tea party members are caught trying to bomb Mecca.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #437 on: March 11, 2012, 09:55:25 pm »
Brave Attempt to Thwart Islamic Extremism Foiled

A video game is released that contains only shooting people point-blank in the face.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #438 on: March 12, 2012, 12:00:08 am »
NRA Advertising Campaign sways millions

US Invades Canada
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #439 on: March 12, 2012, 01:02:24 am »
Evil monarch defeated!

The SEAL team that killed Osama Bin Laden comprised entirely of gay black atheists.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #440 on: March 12, 2012, 08:16:09 am »
US Navy SEALs kill bin Laden.

Dunken Doughnuts has "buy 6 doughnuts, get 6 free" sale
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #441 on: March 12, 2012, 12:33:46 pm »
Dunken Doughnuts celebrates american values!

Rick Santorum goes on a PR hunting trip to toughen up his family man image. He then shoots a member of the press
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #442 on: March 12, 2012, 02:08:47 pm »
Santorum takes out commie liberal journalist trash!

Scientists create new technology that allows you to communicate with all the great minds throughout history.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #443 on: March 12, 2012, 07:32:00 pm »
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Santorum takes out commie liberal journalist trash!

Scientists create new technology that allows you to communicate with all the great minds throughout history.

SCIENTISTS RAISE THE DEAD WITH THEIR SATANIC POWERS!

Obama runs into a burning church and rescues eight children (the fire department got the rest).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #444 on: March 12, 2012, 07:36:33 pm »
Obama demonstrates reckless nature by messing about in burning buildings

People the US government is in debt to call in the debt.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #445 on: March 12, 2012, 09:17:21 pm »
Communists seek to destroy American economy!

Neil de Grasse Tyson announces that he will be seeking the Democratic nomination in 2016. His running mate will be General David Petraeus.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #446 on: March 17, 2012, 07:23:42 pm »
The Devil Went Down To The US

...in 2016

FOX News reporter shot dead by a KKK member
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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #447 on: March 17, 2012, 07:31:14 pm »
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The Devil Went Down To The US

...in 2016

FOX News reporter shot dead by a KKK member
News Corp Mourns Suicide of Valued Employee

Obama Arrests Joseph Kony Single-Handed
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #448 on: March 18, 2012, 02:23:01 am »
Another un-Constitutional war waged by Obama against Christian activists!

Videos surface of Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Harris having a circle-jerk.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #449 on: March 18, 2012, 02:59:19 am »
Great Conservative Leaders Enjoying Themselves

A new study finds that churchgoing Christians have a much higher rate of cancer than the general population. Upon further inspection, it turns out that crucifixes are innately radioactive, emitting dangerous levels of gamma radiation.
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