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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #450 on: March 18, 2012, 06:39:41 am »
Scientific proof for the holy spirit found!

Christian extremeists kidnap adopted children of a gay couples and raise them on a fundamentalist farm in Alabama.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #451 on: March 18, 2012, 07:23:35 am »
Alabamans Stand Up for Biblical Values

Latin American country elects a socialist.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #452 on: March 18, 2012, 07:52:14 pm »
Commies Takes Over Latin America

Christians, Muslims, and Jews held a fundraiser for LGBT people
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #453 on: March 18, 2012, 08:11:48 pm »
LGBT community rejects mercy shown to them by the religious and continue to pursue sinful lifestyle

Rush Limbaugh is discovered to be a male prostitue....and Rick Santorum is his client.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #454 on: March 19, 2012, 01:11:41 pm »
Rick Santorum is a job creator

Mormons posthumously convert Ronald Reagan

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #455 on: March 19, 2012, 01:21:20 pm »
Great President Revived and Refudiates Attempt at Mormon Conversion.

Documentary evidence is found that Sarah Palin was married to her cousin at age 13 - and that the marriage was never anulled.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #456 on: March 19, 2012, 01:32:45 pm »
Great President Revived and Refudiates Attempt at Mormon Conversion.

Documentary evidence is found that Sarah Palin was married to her cousin at age 13 - and that the marriage was never anulled.
Palin Supports Biblical Marriage

Survey Shows that Chocolate Favorite Ice Cream Flavor of Liberals
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #457 on: March 19, 2012, 05:37:35 pm »
Evil Liberal Commies Indulge in sinful ice cream pleasure!

Republican candidate confesses that he only cares about the 1%

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #458 on: March 19, 2012, 06:30:57 pm »
Evil Liberal Commies Indulge in sinful ice cream pleasure!

Republican candidate confesses that he only cares about the 1%
Mitt Romney Loves Job Creators!

God and Satan to be Gay Married
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #459 on: March 19, 2012, 11:34:33 pm »
Satan for gay marriage

Michelle Bachmann found to be an escaped mental patient who killed the original Michelle Bachmann and assumed her identity in the 80's.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #460 on: March 20, 2012, 02:54:56 am »
Bachmann shows initiative and daring!

Morgoth shows his support for the GOP.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #461 on: March 20, 2012, 01:39:12 pm »
GOP gains an powerful ally.

All GOP Presidential nominees to star on a new reality show.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #462 on: March 20, 2012, 02:58:46 pm »
GOP gains an powerful ally.

All GOP Presidential nominees to star on a new reality show.
New Season of 'The Apprentice' This Fall!

Scientists Develop Energy Source That Produces 0 Emissions/Waste
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #463 on: March 20, 2012, 06:41:56 pm »
Oil Industry Threatened

Rick Santorum confesses deep admiration of Adolf Hitler.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #464 on: March 20, 2012, 07:38:31 pm »
Rick Santorum respects conservative hero!

Limbaugh tells a dick joke while on air.
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