OBAMA GAY!
One Sunday afternoon, all places of worship in America swap positions. Interestingly, the Crystal Cathedral finds itself in Westboro, Kansas, just across the street from a sizable mosque. When a tornado hits that evening, most of the townspeople decide to take refuge in the (stone) mosque, and subsequently survive. The Crystal Cathedral, on the other hand, is wiped out, and the entire Phelps clan (who were protesting outside the mosque) is shredded by broken glass.
