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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #495 on: March 28, 2012, 10:14:21 pm »
Birth control causes suicidal tendencies.

New Broadway play portrays Jesus Christ as a gay man living in modern San Francisco with the disciples.

A year later a second play portrays prophet Muhammad as exactly the same thing.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #496 on: March 28, 2012, 11:14:25 pm »
Islam Plagiarizes Christianity Again*

People With Cats Shown to be Self Loathing



*Okay, probably not; who on Fox can even spell 'plagiarized'?
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #497 on: March 29, 2012, 01:08:22 pm »
Cats Are Creatures Of Sata -

THIS IS ANONYMOUS

Westboro Baptist Church self-destructs after gay porn starring a young Fred Phelps is uncovered. Witnesses describe the scene as "so... much... blood"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #498 on: March 29, 2012, 08:49:59 pm »
Hate group revealed to have ties to homosexuality.

School board receives complaints about teaching Round Earth Theory and refusing to include Giant Space Turtle Theory in the curriculum
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #499 on: March 29, 2012, 08:53:12 pm »
LIBERALS INVADE SCHOOLS!!!

Video leaked into the 'Net shows Santorum having a session of extreme BDSM with an unknown, possibly underage girl. He's the Dominating one.
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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #500 on: March 29, 2012, 11:59:57 pm »
Santorum clearly in favour of traditional parenting.

Republicans win presidency and instate a law which requires people to register with the government before they can have sex. Then a govermnent official comes along and makes sure sex only happens in a missionary position and that nobody is having too much fun.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #501 on: March 30, 2012, 12:36:13 am »
Santorum supports traditional values

Rush Limbaugh lays a silent but deadly on air, killing everyone in the studio.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #502 on: March 30, 2012, 02:41:33 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on March 30, 2012, 12:36:13 am
Santorum supports traditional values

Rush Limbaugh lays a silent but deadly on air, killing everyone in the studio.
Santorum Convinces Limbaugh to Hire New Staff

Bachmann's Husband Found Covered in Santorum
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Quote from: TheL on February 27, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 23, 2013, 01:32:54 am
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #503 on: March 30, 2012, 03:04:11 am »
Santorum persuades voters up and close.

Santorum found in Pennsylvanian primary school boy's lavatory.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #504 on: March 30, 2012, 08:15:49 am »
Have They No Shame? Liberal reporters follow Santorum into bathroom.

Rush Limbaugh shows up for work hopped up on several different drugs and spends the entirety of his airtime babbling about intergalactic narwhal-squid hybrids.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #505 on: March 30, 2012, 09:05:25 am »
Conservative patriot secretly drugged by liberals!

Mitt Romney grows a Hitler moustache.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #506 on: March 30, 2012, 06:50:47 pm »
Mitt Romney Sports New Look; Liberals Go Nuts

Insane bomber blows up presidential debate, killing both Obama and the Republican nominee. Bomber later issues "manifesto" composed of word salad. His stated reason: "Blue goats hate free Chinese food"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #507 on: March 30, 2012, 10:47:03 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on March 30, 2012, 06:50:47 pm
Mitt Romney Sports New Look; Liberals Go Nuts

Insane bomber blows up presidential debate, killing both Obama and the Republican nominee. Bomber later issues "manifesto" composed of word salad. His stated reason: "Blue goats hate free Chinese food"
Chinese Plot to Conquer United States Kills Mitt Romney

Ron Paul wins GOP Primary
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Quote from: TheL on February 27, 2012, 03:10:27 pm
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Quote from: Art Vandelay on June 23, 2013, 01:32:54 am
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #508 on: April 02, 2012, 11:09:20 am »
Ron Paul is the best candidate ever! We've always supported Paul.

Ron Paul becomes president. Abolishes minimun wage and child labour laws to create more jobs.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #509 on: April 02, 2012, 03:06:41 pm »
Ron Paul takes tough action to stimulate economy!

China's economy posts growth rates of 8%.
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