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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #600 on: April 14, 2012, 12:23:30 am »
Meow

Mitt Romney tries to reach out to today's youth using stuff popular when he was growing up...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #601 on: April 14, 2012, 02:28:36 am »
Jesus Smites Liberal Media With Uncontrollable Laughter

A band of cannibals descends on the Fox studios. The employees are cooked and eaten alive.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #602 on: April 14, 2012, 02:46:09 am »
Obama's manufactured food crisis hits home!


Rick Santorum declares a third party candidacy

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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #603 on: April 14, 2012, 03:50:42 am »
Godless cats take over the world.

In order to "reach out" for the urban demographic Mitt Romney records a rap single.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #604 on: April 14, 2012, 10:17:34 am »
Most disliked video on Youtube: proof of Liberal Conspiracy

Rebecca Black records a new video mocking Romney for making a song even worse than Friday.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #605 on: April 14, 2012, 10:58:46 am »
Salt in Romney's Wound!

Fox News Headline Writer replaced by 90's Kid from Atop the Fourth Wall
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #606 on: April 15, 2012, 09:49:13 pm »
OOC: Bump
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #607 on: April 15, 2012, 10:46:19 pm »
Duuuuuuuude, The Iraq War Is Totally HARDCORE

Tamora Pierce, feminist pagan fantasy writer, is placed under house arrest by the Santorum administration for her religious and political beliefs
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #608 on: April 15, 2012, 11:18:02 pm »
Innocent residents protected from known witch by preemptive measures.

Glenn Beck revealed to be Osama Bin Laden's fraternal twin!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #609 on: April 16, 2012, 01:32:10 am »
Modern day Cain & Abel revealed.

Rick Perry somehow gets into a holohaust remembrance party and makes the "My grandfather died in Auschwitz too, he fell from a guard tower" joke.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #610 on: April 16, 2012, 01:49:46 am »
Mitt Romney Goes Off Script! More Proof of Libs war on Humor!



Fox News headline writer is revealed to be Screech from 'Saved by the Bell'
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #611 on: April 18, 2012, 01:26:35 pm »
NOTICE: OUR HEADLINES ARE WRITTEN BY BELOVED HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATE NICKNAMED(?) SCREECH, WHO IS ON VACATION!

Moon landing revealed to have been faked on Pluto.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #612 on: April 18, 2012, 07:05:39 pm »
Quote from: Saturn500 on April 18, 2012, 01:26:35 pm
NOTICE: OUR HEADLINES ARE WRITTEN BY BELOVED HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATE NICKNAMED(?) SCREECH, WHO IS ON VACATION!

Moon landing revealed to have been faked on Pluto.

SCIENTISTS LIE!

Mysterious disease wipes out ALL THE COFFEE
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #613 on: April 18, 2012, 08:45:30 pm »
Liberal agenda to make Republics tired from all the hard work they do.

Scientists discover a fossil from an unknown animal on deep under the ocean
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #614 on: April 19, 2012, 04:03:38 am »
Scientists Lie About "Missing Link" Fossil

Scientist travells to the future and reports back that it is a communist utopia.
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