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Offline Her3tiK

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #690 on: May 01, 2012, 08:12:59 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #691 on: May 01, 2012, 11:34:30 pm »
Liberal Media compromises Ted Nugent's right to privacy

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #692 on: May 02, 2012, 12:44:08 am »
Obama's thugs violate Glenn Beck's First Amendment rights.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #693 on: May 02, 2012, 08:07:17 am »
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Obama gets food poisoning
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #694 on: May 02, 2012, 08:09:01 am »
God gives Obama food poisoning!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #695 on: May 02, 2012, 04:46:58 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #696 on: May 02, 2012, 05:20:31 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #697 on: May 02, 2012, 06:59:16 pm »
Obama submits to communist influence!

Obama's birth certificate proven to be a forgery; Obama decides release his REAL one, which clearly indicates that he was born in Texas. When asked for the reason for the coverup, he said "What chance would a Texan have to win the Democratic nomination for President?"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #698 on: May 02, 2012, 07:14:07 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #699 on: May 02, 2012, 07:51:00 pm »
Federal Goons stop righteous religious protest against rights infringements.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #700 on: May 02, 2012, 10:25:23 pm »
God saves Bishops from Secret Government Plot!


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #701 on: May 03, 2012, 12:04:08 am »
Government seeks to impose socialism!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #702 on: May 03, 2012, 03:59:31 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #703 on: May 03, 2012, 05:05:34 am »
Obama gets advice to impose communism from buddy Kim Jong Un!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #704 on: May 03, 2012, 11:14:27 am »
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