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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #855 on: May 28, 2012, 07:43:46 pm »
Environmentalists Hate Big Business

Romney Elected President, Declares US a Mormon Nation
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #856 on: May 29, 2012, 12:19:54 am »
All hail Joseph Smith!

President Romney promptly gets more wives as it's now legal.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #857 on: May 29, 2012, 01:14:42 am »
Patriotic President Has Biblical Marriage!

Romney forces one of said wives to ride on his car roof.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #858 on: May 29, 2012, 01:27:18 am »
Romney Takes on Feminist Agenda!

Romney Caught in Bed with Fellow Mormon Glenn Beck
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #859 on: May 29, 2012, 12:02:09 pm »
Romney & Beck just practicing Greco-Roman wrestling together.

President Romney sets up mormon morality laws which bans most of Fox's programming.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #860 on: May 29, 2012, 12:56:35 pm »
Fox makes sacrifices for God

Romney advises homeless Americans to live with their butlers

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #861 on: May 29, 2012, 02:55:54 pm »
Romney Gives Advice To The Lazy

A Thumb-wrestling tournament starts in Times Square.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #862 on: May 29, 2012, 04:34:24 pm »
Homosexual agenda at it again: Thumb-wrestling tournament meant to lead to penis-wrestling

Tennessee passes law allowing the physical assault and/or murder of gay teenagers if perpetrator has "deep religious conviction"

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #863 on: May 29, 2012, 05:57:29 pm »
A Victory For Religious Freedom!

National Crablette Day.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #864 on: May 30, 2012, 03:08:19 am »
Celebrate American Cuisine!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #865 on: May 30, 2012, 03:11:11 am »
Celebrate American Cuisine!

42 she-bears break into the Republican National Convention, eat all remotely viable candidates for the Republican nomination.

Ron Paul the new Front Runner!!

support for legalizing recreational marijuana climbs to 90%

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #866 on: May 30, 2012, 09:53:27 am »
Celebrate American Cuisine!

42 she-bears break into the Republican National Convention, eat all remotely viable candidates for the Republican nomination.

Ron Paul the new Front Runner!!

support for legalizing recreational marijuana climbs to 90%
The whole nation has been corrupted by the liberal agenda.
Israel and Palestine reach a new agreement ending the conflict,

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #867 on: May 30, 2012, 10:03:52 am »
Satan Ice Skates To Work!

Obama farts.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #868 on: May 30, 2012, 10:15:45 am »
Satan Ice Skates To Work!

Obama farts.
Obama kowtows to the methane agenda
Energy crisis ended

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #869 on: May 30, 2012, 11:05:09 am »
Bush energy policies finally start affecting.

When being interviewed on Fox News for his new book, "Christians like me definately don't do war crimes", Dick Cheney gets  a heart attack. Beliving he's going to die Cheney admits he did indeed commit war crimes by authorizing torture and killing civilians.

He survives.