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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #900 on: June 04, 2012, 05:59:17 pm »
Romney committed to preserving moral values!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #901 on: June 04, 2012, 06:11:34 pm »
Proof That Catholics Are In League With Nazis To Purge World Of True Christians

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #902 on: June 04, 2012, 06:15:24 pm »
Satan infiltrates media!

In his latest sermon, Pat Robertson calls for the execution of all reporters as purveyors of gossip
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« Reply #903 on: June 04, 2012, 06:43:51 pm »
Pat Robertson calls for execution of all reporters who aren't fair and balanced like us

Michelle Bachmann passes law legalizing physical assault and/or murder if done because of strong religious convictions

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« Reply #904 on: June 04, 2012, 10:08:05 pm »
Virtuous Woman Lifts Veil Of Christian Persecution!

The next president is a gay man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #905 on: June 05, 2012, 01:22:28 am »
Homosexual Agenda reaches white house


Woman gives birth to 400 babies

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« Reply #906 on: June 05, 2012, 01:25:30 am »
Homosexual Agenda reaches white house


Woman gives birth to 400 babies
What is the skin color of the mother

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #907 on: June 05, 2012, 01:32:20 am »
Why does it matter?

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« Reply #908 on: June 05, 2012, 01:33:50 am »
Why does it matter?
Black = welfare children

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #909 on: June 05, 2012, 01:37:07 am »
Okay she's Arabic that should make it a little harder.

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« Reply #910 on: June 05, 2012, 01:44:55 am »
Okay she's Arabic that should make it a little harder.
jihadists plot to overrun America
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« Reply #911 on: June 05, 2012, 01:50:04 pm »
President Negotiates With Terrorists

New study reveals that those who are the most openly and aggressively patriotic are all closet gays.

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« Reply #912 on: June 05, 2012, 02:38:23 pm »
Gays infiltrate patriotic community!

Mitt Romney spotted at My Little Pony convention dressed as Filthy Ritch.


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #913 on: June 05, 2012, 02:42:00 pm »
Mitt Romney Reaches Out To Bronies!

Mitt Romney Chooses Sarah Palin As His VP
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #914 on: June 05, 2012, 07:03:37 pm »
Godly Candidate Runs With Good Christian Woman!

Sarah Palin turns out to be the anti-christ.
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