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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #915 on: June 05, 2012, 07:58:42 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #916 on: June 06, 2012, 12:42:51 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #917 on: June 06, 2012, 08:37:12 am »
Satyricon singing about religious themes at the RNC Meeting.

Obama does not care about NASCAR
Obama scorns the South.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #918 on: June 06, 2012, 02:59:26 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #919 on: June 06, 2012, 03:15:46 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #920 on: June 06, 2012, 03:16:10 pm »
Mitt Romney should be declared The Eternal President of the Union

In order to manipulate voter turnouts GOP chiefs hire biologists to develop a deadly supervirus which targets only liberals.
That wouldnt happen GOP hates science

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #921 on: June 06, 2012, 06:44:31 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #922 on: June 06, 2012, 07:55:31 pm »
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The end times are upon us!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #923 on: June 06, 2012, 07:57:17 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #924 on: June 06, 2012, 08:21:20 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #925 on: June 06, 2012, 08:29:41 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #926 on: June 06, 2012, 08:37:49 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #927 on: June 07, 2012, 07:27:52 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #928 on: June 07, 2012, 08:35:08 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #929 on: June 07, 2012, 11:01:58 pm »
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