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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #960 on: June 15, 2012, 06:39:34 pm »
Satan Brings Suffering To Several God-Fearing People!

Founding Fathers discovered to have actually been mostly gay and in the closet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #961 on: June 15, 2012, 06:51:08 pm »
Quote from: Saturn500 on June 15, 2012, 06:39:34 pm
Satan Brings Suffering To Several God-Fearing People!

Founding Fathers discovered to have actually been mostly gay and in the closet.
Reality has a liberal bias.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #962 on: June 15, 2012, 09:32:18 pm »
Children's Show Propaganda Tool for Socialized Healthcare Advocates

A mass deportation program, put into effect by a Republican-controlled Congress, deports more legal citizens than it does actual undocumented immigrants.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #963 on: June 15, 2012, 09:39:20 pm »
Large Population of Illegals Posing as Legal Citizens Uncovered

Minority woman without health insurance cannot get abortion, has baby prematurely and costs taxpayers thousands of dollars to keep it on life support for 3 months.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #964 on: June 16, 2012, 03:20:38 am »
Brave woman fights to save unborn child!

Fox News is taken over by actual foxes.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #965 on: June 16, 2012, 07:31:57 am »
Yiff yiff

Christian doctors invent a way to screen whether your unborn baby will grow up gay. Family Christian Family Association recommends all true christians to use this screening and abort the gay before it's too late.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #966 on: June 16, 2012, 08:36:46 am »
Quote from: zupper on June 16, 2012, 07:31:57 am
Yiff yiff

Christian doctors invent a way to screen whether your unborn baby will grow up gay. Family Christian Family Association recommends all true christians to use this screening and abort the gay before it's too late.
Christian group recommends aborting already dead fetuses
Japan builds a space elevator.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #967 on: June 16, 2012, 02:42:53 pm »
Japan trying to take over space.


Gay marriage is legalized in all states of the U.S. .
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #968 on: June 16, 2012, 02:47:53 pm »
Gays take over!

Romney issues an executive order that everyone who voted for Obama should be executed.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #969 on: June 16, 2012, 09:03:42 pm »
"Second Amendment Solution" Implemented

This happens.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #970 on: June 16, 2012, 10:49:29 pm »
Special Report: Ninja Assassins


That same ninja after getting patched up goes back and kills his target.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #971 on: June 17, 2012, 04:21:14 am »
Hayabusa Attributes Comeback To Jesus!

During one of the debates, Mitt Romney says that democracy is bad, and that it would be better if only rich people had a say in government. A subsequent Gallup survey shows that Romney is now polling at 9%, and Obama is poised to deliver the most crushing defeat in American electoral history since Washington. Texas governor Rick Perry goes so far as to declare that he is voting for Obama.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #972 on: June 17, 2012, 01:33:18 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on June 17, 2012, 04:21:14 am
Hayabusa Attributes Comeback To Jesus!

During one of the debates, Mitt Romney says that democracy is bad, and that it would be better if only rich people had a say in government. A subsequent Gallup survey shows that Romney is now polling at 9%, and Obama is poised to deliver the most crushing defeat in American electoral history since Washington. Texas governor Rick Perry goes so far as to declare that he is voting for Obama.
Rick Perry RINO
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #973 on: June 17, 2012, 07:44:08 pm »
The Devil Created Fossils! Ban Paleontology!

Upon taking office, Mitt Romney fires the entire US nuclear arsenal against Iowa, New Hampshire, Florida, and Ohio.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #974 on: June 18, 2012, 01:30:14 am »
Romney cleanses liberal rogue states.

"Because my religion says so" now a valid legal defence in US.
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