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Offline Meshakhad

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #975 on: June 18, 2012, 01:47:42 am »
New Laws Protect Religious Liberty

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #976 on: June 18, 2012, 02:29:24 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #977 on: June 18, 2012, 04:36:14 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #978 on: June 18, 2012, 08:19:10 am »
Gay Person Releases Album

Khornate cultist uses "Because my religion says so" defense (see zupper's post) to slaughter Bible Belt.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #979 on: June 18, 2012, 05:00:19 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #980 on: June 18, 2012, 05:16:35 pm »
Black people are lazy

Fox News programming declared hate speech by multiple watch groups
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #981 on: June 18, 2012, 07:08:53 pm »
Quote from: Her3tiK on June 18, 2012, 05:16:35 pm
Black people are lazy

Fox News programming declared hate speech by multiple watch groups

Liberals try to censor the truth!

Kim Kardashian dies in car crash.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #982 on: June 18, 2012, 10:43:50 pm »
Suspected illegal immigrant gets what was coming to her.

President Romney rents out spare US Military troops as mercenaries to fight various bloody wars around the world. Also everybody gets a 3 year conscription.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #983 on: June 19, 2012, 12:53:27 am »
Quote from: zupper on June 18, 2012, 10:43:50 pm
Suspected illegal immigrant gets what was coming to her.

President Romney rents out spare US Military troops as mercenaries to fight various bloody wars around the world. Also everybody gets a 3 year conscription.
Romney's new troop utilization offsets military spending - all patriots required to participate.

Republican's declare life begins at conception and all women must go for prenatal ultrasounds once a month to register with the government if they are pregnant or not...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #984 on: June 20, 2012, 11:47:03 am »
Republicans defend sanctity of life

11-year-old rape victim tries to get lifesaving abortion
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #985 on: June 20, 2012, 12:03:18 pm »
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Republicans defend sanctity of life

11-year-old rape victim tries to get lifesaving abortion
11 year old tries to pass the buck (oh god I'm sorry for typing that)
Rush says that women must stay in the kitchen and that husbands have the responsibility to shoot them should they show freedom
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #986 on: June 20, 2012, 02:29:57 pm »
Rush promotes traditional Biblical definition of marriage

Planned Parenthood discovers way to tell if a fetus will grow up to be gay
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #987 on: June 20, 2012, 03:32:09 pm »
Planned Parenthood Makes Children Gay!!!

All GOP members of Congress come out as gay
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #988 on: June 20, 2012, 05:01:30 pm »
Teh ghey infects good Christian men of God!

New Republican edition of Bible written in which Jesus mentions the 2nd Amendment and tells the poor to go f*ck themselves
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #989 on: June 20, 2012, 06:13:28 pm »
New King James Bible, with language for the 21st Century

Gay, homeless person of color determined to be Jesus, the Son of God. (Not Hey-zues, the lawn care guy)
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