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Offline Random Gal

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1035 on: July 10, 2012, 10:09:35 pm »
America to Return to Family Values Paradise!

Wykked Wytch's dad takes over as headline writer.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1036 on: July 11, 2012, 04:28:07 pm »
Liberals trying to pollute our bodies with poison!

The Republican Party endorses a new constitutional amendment which would raise the voting age to 50.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1037 on: July 11, 2012, 04:38:39 pm »
GOP Takes Additional Steps to Reduce Voter Fraud

Catherine Middleton announces she is pregnant.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1038 on: July 12, 2012, 10:49:19 am »
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GOP Takes Additional Steps to Reduce Voter Fraud

Catherine Middleton announces she is pregnant.
Britain plots to retake America.
Indonesia repeals ban on atheism
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1039 on: July 12, 2012, 01:06:42 pm »
Muslims aim subvert christianity.

President Romney fires the US Congress and replaces them with cheaper illegal immigrants.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1040 on: July 12, 2012, 02:38:13 pm »
President Romney Cuts Costs, Fights Democrats In Congress

Curators at Mount Vernon make a shocking discovery: George Washington's private diary, in which he revealed that in his 20s, he converted to Islam. He never revealed his faith in public because he feared that it would make him a social pariah, but he speaks often of how the virtues of Islam guided him and gave him strength, both during the Revolution and during his Presidency.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1041 on: July 12, 2012, 04:01:41 pm »
George Washington strong believer in Abrahamic God

Vatican releases the long lost Book of Jesus in which Jesus tells homosexuality is not a sin and poor should not need to pay for healthcare. Pope announces that this is now in canon.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1042 on: July 17, 2012, 12:12:29 pm »
Heretics fooled by fakery.

Barack Obama wakes up being black.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1043 on: July 19, 2012, 12:53:44 am »
Barack Obama Hates White People!

Mitt Romney is caught naked in a hotel room with a Shetland Pony who is not his wife.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1044 on: July 20, 2012, 03:11:54 pm »
Liberals Criticize Romney's Diplomatic Gestures to Equestria

Al Gore, funded by government grants, invents the Psy-net, which is effectively the same as the internet, except it allows users to link their minds directly.
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RIP Tony Benn (1925 - 2014)

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1045 on: July 20, 2012, 04:33:10 pm »
Liberals try to mind-control Americans!

Local GOP candidate for governor claims that "Mainstream media - CBS, NBC, Fox - are all paid mouthpieces for Obama"
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1046 on: July 20, 2012, 04:53:52 pm »
Fifth Columnists? In My GOP?

A FOX broadcast is intercepted by eerie images of Slender Man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1047 on: July 20, 2012, 06:31:13 pm »
Disturbing Images Interrupt Family Guy

A FOX News broadcast is intercepted by eerie images of Slender Man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1048 on: July 21, 2012, 03:09:14 pm »
Anonymous Liberal Geeks Hack Broadcast, Employ Terrorism to Scare Your Children

The Westboro Baptist Church turns out to be made up of CIA plants trying to convince people that free speech is evil and needs to be curtailed.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1049 on: July 22, 2012, 02:53:47 am »
Liberal Censorship Plot Exposed!

Congress decimated when excessive hot air during yet another debate over raising taxes vs. cutting spending triggers fatal heatstroke in several older Congressmen.
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