The Fox News Headline Game

[kefkaownsall]

Romney reachng out to the uneducated Africans
Goddess Madoka decends to bring forth era of prosperity

[zupper]

The Anti-Christ arrives.

Mitt Romney proposes getting rid of poor people by selling them as slaves to South American dictatorships.

^{*)Mitt Romney considers you're poor if you make less than a million dollars in a year.}

[Random Gal]

Presidential candidate vows to clean up our streets, find homes and jobs for the poor.

Shooting by Christian fundamentalist at gay pride parade leaves 5 dead.

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Gay pride leads to death.

Religion of moneyism founded. Because exchange of currency is a holy rite under the religion's rules it has the same confidentiality as catholic confession. Therefore moneyists don't need to report anything to IRS.

[Deus ex Populo]

Religious Group Espouses Free-Market Ideals

Moneyists use their status as a religion to gain tax exemption.

[Random Gal]

New turning point reached in fight against anti-religious agenda.

Vietnam legalizes same-sex marriage.

[Deus ex Populo]

Communists Endorse Same-Sex Marriage

Use of singular they becomes standard in the language of the newer generations.

[kefkaownsall]

Youth declare war on traditional English
Godoka comes again with her wife and brings forth permanent democracy and peace on Earth

[Smurfette Principle]

Foreign Menace Takes Over Earth

Scooby Doo & Gang expose Glenn Beck's fearmongering as a ploy to get more money.

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Dirty hippies set up conservative hero.

Science cures little child's cancer.

[Smurfette Principle]

Scientists Play God, Put Doctors Out Of Work

Disney puts out a movie that features a gay, Hispanic prince who falls in love with a bisexual, Asian peasant. They live happily ever after.

[Deus ex Populo]

Children's Film Tears Down Traditional Family Structure

A cure for HIV is found; a group of wealthy philanthropists work to distribute the medicine for free among the poor.

[Zygarde]

Group works to undermine pharmaceutical companies.

Man who was given the death penalty is pardoned after overwhelming proof shows that original judge based decision of race.

[kefkaownsall]

Group works to undermine pharmaceutical companies.

Man who was given the death penalty is pardoned after overwhelming proof shows that original judge based decision of race.

NAACP revives racism.
Events of Sword Art Online happen trapping 10k people in a game where when their hp hits 0 they die

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Video games cause death.

God smites Pat Robertson.