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Offline Deus ex Populo

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1110 on: August 06, 2012, 09:33:17 pm »
Beloved Preacher and Television Personality Dies in Tragic House Fire

A new film follows the life of Jesus as depicted in the Jefferson Bible.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1111 on: August 07, 2012, 02:28:08 pm »
Liberals try to rewrite the Bible!

In 2025, American astronaut Jessica Brewers becomes the first human to set foot on Mars. The second is Russian cosmonaut Vladimir Kolkovsky. Then, Kolkovsky drops to one knee unexpectedly, pulls out a ring, and asks Brewers to marry him. She accepts.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1112 on: August 08, 2012, 08:18:25 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on August 07, 2012, 02:28:08 pm
Liberals try to rewrite the Bible!

In 2025, American astronaut Jessica Brewers becomes the first human to set foot on Mars. The second is Russian cosmonaut Vladimir Kolkovsky. Then, Kolkovsky drops to one knee unexpectedly, pulls out a ring, and asks Brewers to marry him. She accepts.
NASA betrays us to commies
Lesbian mom dies in a fire to save her daughter and her wife 
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1113 on: August 08, 2012, 08:37:47 pm »
G-d Kills Evil Lesbian!

Mitt Romney announces that if elected President, he will cut NASA's budget entirely. A week later, a new Gallup poll shows Barack Obama sweeping Florida.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1114 on: August 09, 2012, 04:06:44 am »
Obama pandering to the base again.

Kim Jong-Un watches an episode of My Little Pony: FIM and realizes friendship is more important than dictatorship. The Korean conflict ends the next day.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1115 on: August 09, 2012, 08:20:26 am »
Kim Jong-un Adopts Radical Tolerationism, Conquers South Korea

Israeli strikes on Iran only serve to further cripple the Iranian economy and infrastructure and ultimately do nothing to solve that country's issues.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1116 on: August 09, 2012, 03:10:11 pm »
Israel Needs American Support

Both major US parties agree to settle the election with a mech battle.
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Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1117 on: August 09, 2012, 03:12:41 pm »
Democrats form agreement to bypass democratic process.

Family rescues kitten and takes kitten to local vet office to be placed for adoption.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1118 on: August 10, 2012, 01:19:34 pm »
Liberals torment vet offices
Israel launches a nuke at Mecca
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1119 on: August 10, 2012, 03:00:54 pm »
Israel strikes a blow for freedom!

During the 200m Olympic hurdle, the American runner stumbles and breaks her ankle. The Libyan runner turns around and rushes to her aid.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1120 on: August 10, 2012, 07:48:46 pm »
Lybian redeeming for Gaddafi,
Spaceship lands in Kyushu from the distant planet Equestia bearing Princess Luna's delegation and they wish to establish trade and immigration relations
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1121 on: August 10, 2012, 10:04:35 pm »
Japanese Consort With Aliens!

Republican Congress passes law restricting the franchise to people who own at least one acre of land... which just so happens to consist mostly of right-leaning rural farmers and ranchers, along with a handful of wealthy landowners.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1122 on: August 10, 2012, 11:22:33 pm »
Obama:  Founding Fathers' Values not Good Enough
President Obama today announced that he would veto the Traditional Voting Restoration Act, which would return the voter registration process to requirements similar to those laid out by the Founding Fathers.

Obama wins re-election by only a handful of electoral votes.  Obama won the state of Florida by fewer than 500 votes at the first count, and 450 votes after a machine recount.  Knowing that if he wins Florida, he wins the election, Romney requests a hand recount in the state.  Obama opposes the request.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1123 on: August 10, 2012, 11:44:39 pm »
Obama endorces voter fraud
hand recount comes up with obama winning by 550 votes
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1124 on: August 11, 2012, 12:25:10 am »
Did Obama Rig The Election?

Republican Congresscritter Tom Tancredo, upon hearing that the Russian spies were planning to recruit their US-born children, calls for the expulsion of all immigrants and first-generation Americans as potential spies.
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