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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1170 on: August 22, 2012, 06:18:23 pm »
War hero dies in combat due to lack of belief in Jesus.

 Vladimir Putin goes hunting bears with his bare arms.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1171 on: August 22, 2012, 06:52:24 pm »
Muslim gets awarded for being a suicide bomber
Canada is richer then America again.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1172 on: August 22, 2012, 08:06:31 pm »
Quote from: zupper on August 22, 2012, 06:18:23 pm
War hero dies in combat due to lack of belief in Jesus.

 Vladimir Putin goes hunting bears with his bare arms.
Russian people fight for the right to arm bears

Quote from: kefkaownsall on August 22, 2012, 06:52:24 pm
Muslim gets awarded for being a suicide bomber
Canada is richer then America again.

Way late.
Canada prints money with nothing to back it.

Romney challenges Obama to an MMA fight.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1173 on: August 23, 2012, 02:05:51 am »
GOP Nominee Assaulted by Black Man

Bashar al-Assad endorses Romney and the Iranian government endorses Obama on the same day.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1174 on: August 23, 2012, 09:01:05 am »
Iranians Endorse Obama!

Elected president, Mitt Romney manages to immediately outlaw abortion, legalize polygamy and institute laws saying that the family is the property of the oldest male, to do with as he wishes, no matter how evil or twisted.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1175 on: August 23, 2012, 12:55:07 pm »
President Romney re-establishes biblical values to America.

HBO produces a made-for-TV movie about the life of Abraham Lincoln. The titular character is played by a black man.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1176 on: August 23, 2012, 07:11:41 pm »
Liberals Insinuate Lincoln Was Gay

As Romney's policies continue to decimate America, Washington, California, Oregon, and Hawaii declare independence, establishing the Pacific Republic. The US Pacific Fleet joins them, making the new nation a nuclear power.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1177 on: August 23, 2012, 08:45:14 pm »
Liberals destroy United States. Should we invade the Pacific Republic to eliminate their nuclear capability and destroy their WMDs?

President Obama gets a spider bite on his ear, causing his ear to swell up.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1178 on: August 23, 2012, 10:08:59 pm »
Nature itself hates Obama.

Romney uses the N-word in a speech on education.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1179 on: August 24, 2012, 12:18:54 am »
Romney Tells It Like It Is

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1180 on: August 24, 2012, 12:56:48 am »
Atheist society fails.

The Yes Men reveal their latest satirical campaign has been the entire 2012 Republican presidential race. "Oh man you guys are such an idiots", says Chip Whitley, the man playing the character of rich crony capitalist Mitt Romney. "When I realized I had the chance to troll the entire nation, of course I had to say yes even though I had to wear a fat suit" says "Newt Gingrich". "I couldn't believe how Fox News tried to play up every stupid thing I said as a positive" said Akilah Al Fayed, popularly known as "Michelle Bachmann". "What do you mean 'the entire campaign was a satire'?"  asked Rick Santorum.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1181 on: August 24, 2012, 01:23:15 am »
Ron Paul Proves Viability in Face of Mass Conspiracy

Obama proceeds to win a landslide victory against the GOP's Ron Paul/Paul Ryan ticket.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1182 on: August 24, 2012, 04:23:53 pm »
Obama steals the election!

George Washington rises from the grave to endorse Obama.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1183 on: August 24, 2012, 06:59:35 pm »
Democrats practice necromancy.

New Fox News Headline writer doesn't know the modern meanings of certain euphenisms.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1184 on: August 24, 2012, 07:17:56 pm »
Democrats Try To Confuse Americans!

Aurora Theater Shooter Endorses Mitt Romney
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