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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1215 on: August 30, 2012, 06:43:28 pm »
God's Judgement Imminent!

Mysterious disease breaks out in Europe.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1216 on: August 30, 2012, 08:27:37 pm »
God Smites Godless European Liberals

A disease that targets only the willfully ignorant goes endemic.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1217 on: August 31, 2012, 04:28:47 am »
God tries his chosen people.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1218 on: August 31, 2012, 08:51:18 am »
Liberals Support Inter-Species Marriage

Fox News is forced by federal judges to change its name to Faux Noise.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1219 on: August 31, 2012, 03:26:56 pm »
Fox News changes it's name because liberal media has tarnished the meaning of the word "News"

China changes to the Nordic Model* and becomes the most prosperous country in the world within 5 years.

*high taxes, lenient on crime, free healthcare etc
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1220 on: September 01, 2012, 05:09:57 pm »
Why Communist China Must Be Bombed.

The Yellowstone Caldera explodes.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1221 on: September 03, 2012, 07:04:28 pm »
The Apocalypse Begins! Rapture Imminent!

President Mitt Romney announces that he will be essentially killing all government-sponsored charity programs, including Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, welfare, unemployment benefits, and all foreign aid. Religious and charitable organizations universally condemn the decision. The Mormon church formally expels Romney, and the Catholic Church does the same to Vice President Paul Ryan. Israel and Egypt sever diplomatic ties with the United States.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1222 on: September 03, 2012, 08:58:18 pm »
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1223 on: September 03, 2012, 09:18:05 pm »
Quote from: Khriston on September 03, 2012, 08:58:18 pm
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)

Canadians Using Satanic Powers To Predict The Future!

(it's the plot of Mass Effect)

Mitt Romney is photographed at a KKK rally.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1224 on: September 04, 2012, 08:40:27 am »
Quote from: Meshakhad on September 03, 2012, 09:18:05 pm
Quote from: Khriston on September 03, 2012, 08:58:18 pm
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)

Canadians Using Satanic Powers To Predict The Future!

(it's the plot of Mass Effect)

Mitt Romney is photographed at a KKK rally.
Mitt Romney interacts with Democrats
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1225 on: September 04, 2012, 09:42:59 am »
Canadian sodier finds proof of the rapture

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1226 on: September 04, 2012, 10:10:45 am »
Jesus Supports Cerberus

Following our first contact, Earth's leaders form a global alliance to defend the planet. After much debate, they vote to establish their permanent headquarters in Jericho, Palestine.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1227 on: September 04, 2012, 03:56:21 pm »
United against Israel
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1228 on: September 05, 2012, 09:09:02 am »
Antichrist's Mother Found! (Just throwing that out, since I have no idea what you guys are on about.  :P )

Barack Obama is assassinated the night before the 2012 election.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1229 on: September 06, 2012, 04:11:31 pm »
Liberal plot to place Biden in White House is a success, Nation doomed



Romney is caught in the penn state showers violating a 10 year old boy on video
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