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I'm handcuffed to Winnie the Pooh. I don't think I like this...
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel
Damn it, I am in a prison cell with Justin Bieber and no one offers to bake an implement of torture into a cake for me.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 19, 2012, 10:02:41 pmI'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on the CitadelHere, Shane. Have this; you've earned it.</thread>
I am in a prison with Justin Beiber...What will you bake into a cake for me?
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
Oh shit, I'm stuck on an island with Sarah Palin. Not cool.
Quote from: DiscoBerry on February 19, 2012, 08:45:54 pmI am in a prison with Justin Beiber...What will you bake into a cake for me? Oh goddess I'm sword fighting Chuck Norris why?
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7