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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6195 on: November 12, 2015, 10:50:47 pm »
Eh, Final Fantasy VII sucked anyway.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6196 on: November 12, 2015, 11:04:51 pm »
Well, my roomate is playing Fallout 4 and this happened.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6197 on: November 13, 2015, 12:11:33 am »
Uh....?

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6198 on: November 13, 2015, 01:05:16 am »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6199 on: November 13, 2015, 02:37:13 am »
Well, my roomate is playing Fallout 4 and this happened.
What is happening there? I don't see the joke.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6200 on: November 13, 2015, 08:22:43 am »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

have you been playing soulstorm? i've got that too. if they behave well, they're my "nuns with guns". if they die in droves, they're my "bolter bitches".
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« Reply #6201 on: November 13, 2015, 08:28:27 am »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

have you been playing soulstorm? i've got that too. if they behave well, they're my "nuns with guns". if they die in droves, they're my "bolter bitches".

Nah, Crusader Kings 2. Basically, educate any female offspring for high intrigue, then order them to take the vows when they come of age and you'll have plenty of highly effective murderesses on hand for killing off those pesky rival patricians. Thanks to them, my plot power regularly crosses the 400% mark. It's absolutely wonderful.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6202 on: November 13, 2015, 08:34:55 am »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

have you been playing soulstorm? i've got that too. if they behave well, they're my "nuns with guns". if they die in droves, they're my "bolter bitches".

Nah, Crusader Kings 2. Basically, educate any female offspring for high intrigue, then order them to take the vows when they come of age and you'll have plenty of highly effective murderesses on hand for killing off those pesky rival patricians. Thanks to them, my plot power regularly crosses the 400% mark. It's absolutely wonderful.

just looked at what is crusader kings 2. seems a really cool game, but i'm not the grand strategy type. i will talk about it to a couple of friends for whom it's right up their alley, though. also, judging by review scores, that thing was a big hit. i saw 18/20 on average.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6203 on: November 13, 2015, 09:10:56 am »
With all the hype and being a fan of the franchise I'm fucking frustrated that my video card is barely below the minimum for Fallout 4. Even after recently moving and having had a fuckload of related expenses I might be able to dish out the extra cash to buy another 4 gigs of memory next month. A new video card, though... Fuck.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6204 on: November 13, 2015, 10:08:14 am »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

have you been playing soulstorm? i've got that too. if they behave well, they're my "nuns with guns". if they die in droves, they're my "bolter bitches".


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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6205 on: November 13, 2015, 10:22:35 am »
They are bringing back Epic, Blood Bowl, Necrormunda and Battlefleet Gothic.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6206 on: November 13, 2015, 10:43:07 am »
They are bringing back Epic, Blood Bowl, Necrormunda and Battlefleet Gothic.
Yay!
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6207 on: November 13, 2015, 12:00:03 pm »
Well, my roomate is playing Fallout 4 and this happened.
What is happening there? I don't see the joke.


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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6208 on: November 13, 2015, 01:30:23 pm »
Oh, did I mention that I have a hitsquad of nuns? Because I have a fucking hitsquad of nuns.

have you been playing soulstorm? i've got that too. if they behave well, they're my "nuns with guns". if they die in droves, they're my "bolter bitches".


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this is just for you. you'll cry it's so accurate. also, the bolter bitches are... odd to play in soulstorm. i'd call them late-game powerhouses. if you can survive to late-game, you'll roffle-stomp everything with penitent engines, meltaguns, flamers, and the living saint.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #6209 on: November 13, 2015, 01:39:36 pm »
Eh, Final Fantasy VII sucked anyway.

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