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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #225 on: February 08, 2012, 03:17:05 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #226 on: February 08, 2012, 03:19:29 am »
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...there are no graves in there. That can't be right...  ???

It is.  We've been eating them all...

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And, before you ask what's done with the bones...ever think of what goes into those nice little calcium supplements?  Oh, and Taco Bell's tortillas.

It's also what they use to cut their beef with.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #227 on: February 08, 2012, 03:47:09 am »
HAHAHAHA. Oh conservatives. You make me giggle like a crazy person. You're so cute, pretending to give a fuck about providing low- or no-cost medical services to women to prevent, detect, and treat breast cancer. Because goodness knows you're totally on board with this whole universal healthcare thing and would never DREAM of telling a poor or unemployed or underemployed woman who lacks health coverage (or isn't fortunate enough to have decent coverage) that if she wanted the privilege of seeing a doctor then she should have gotten a better job. And especially you love the notion of those underprivileged women you like so much having the guts to ask for assistance from any kind of charity at all. Because you're totes into using taxpayer money to provide services available to all taxpayers.

Cutie patooties, you lot are. This shit is better than cable.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #228 on: February 08, 2012, 03:50:01 am »
Yeah, but I like cock, so...
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #229 on: February 08, 2012, 03:53:12 am »
Yeah, but I like cock, so...

Oh. I'm out of the running then. Damn. :(

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #230 on: February 08, 2012, 03:56:11 am »
Yeah, but I like cock, so...

I think Cait'd be willing to get a strap-on.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #231 on: February 08, 2012, 04:02:07 am »
I am TOTALLY cool with the strap-on and binding my chest and also I feel like pointing out that Antichrist is more than welcome to come here to get married since New York legalized same-sex marriage shortly after I moved.

I like to think they did it just because they wanted me to feel more comfortable here.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #232 on: February 08, 2012, 04:08:13 am »
Strap-ons might do the trick. I like boobs, too, so you don't have to bind your chest. Shane can provide the masculine psychology, and also wear a strap-on (or if he decides to transition, that's cool, too). We'll just have to all marry each other in different districts, because of the whole polygamy thing, and then we can have some kind of awesome three-way marriage that will make Ironbite's head explode.

Both of his heads.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #233 on: February 08, 2012, 04:14:11 am »
Strap-ons might do the trick. I like boobs, too, so you don't have to bind your chest. Shane can provide the masculine psychology, and also wear a strap-on (or if he decides to transition, that's cool, too). We'll just have to all marry each other in different districts, because of the whole polygamy thing, and then we can have some kind of awesome three-way marriage that will make Ironbite's head explode.

Both of his heads.

What you did there...I see it.

Ironbite-might I remind you I respawn with all heads intact?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #234 on: February 08, 2012, 04:19:00 am »
Strap-ons might do the trick. I like boobs, too, so you don't have to bind your chest. Shane can provide the masculine psychology, and also wear a strap-on (or if he decides to transition, that's cool, too). We'll just have to all marry each other in different districts, because of the whole polygamy thing, and then we can have some kind of awesome three-way marriage that will make Ironbite's head explode.

Both of his heads.

If that's a promise count me in, sweetcheeks. ;)

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #235 on: February 08, 2012, 04:19:49 am »
Well if it comes with the added bonus of causing Ironbite to rupture something, then I'm completely sold**.

Where would you like to go on our honeymoon? I hear Planned Parenthood offers really nice package tours of abortion cemeteries by state--they even have a package that includes nightly 'baby-que' of spit-roasted fetus and a weekend at an Atheist Reeducation Centre where they burn a real live Christian at the stake. It just sounds so romantic...

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #236 on: February 08, 2012, 04:33:31 am »
Luff you too Cait.  More so then you'll ever know.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #237 on: February 08, 2012, 04:37:27 am »
Psssh. No you don't. If you loved me you'd totally come into my bedroom and watch me sleep and disable my car so I couldn't leave you, all the while sending mixed signals of the 'I-LOVE-YOU-BUT-I-AM-A-MONSTER-AND-I-WILL-HURT-YOU!!' variety. And be all moody and morose and shit. And sparkle in an appropriately Adonis-like fashion.

Cos that's what true love is. Totally not creepy stalker behaviour. It's ROMANCE, goddammit, Twilight tells me so!
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #238 on: February 08, 2012, 04:39:35 am »
...HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT!

Ironbite-hold that thought I'll be right there. *gets on a broomstick and flys to New York*

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #239 on: February 08, 2012, 04:48:08 am »
Psssh. No you don't. If you loved me you'd totally come into my bedroom and watch me sleep and disable my car so I couldn't leave you, all the while sending mixed signals of the 'I-LOVE-YOU-BUT-I-AM-A-MONSTER-AND-I-WILL-HURT-YOU!!' variety. And be all moody and morose and shit. And sparkle in an appropriately Adonis-like fashion.

Cos that's what true love is. Totally not creepy stalker behaviour. It's ROMANCE, goddammit, Twilight tells me so!


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