Hi first of all, I am not Jacob Harrison. Our IP’s only matched because I was at his house that day using his WiFi. Anyway Since Art Vandelay admitted that he was messing with me with his “curses foiled again comment”, me and Jacob wrote this humiliating story that takes place in the parallel universe as revenge. It is a prequel to Jacob’s Halloween Story.No, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I was foiled in my quest to impart some rather important knowledge to you.
Hi first of all, I am not Jacob Harrison. Our IP’s only matched because I was at his house that day using his WiFi. Anyway Since Art Vandelay admitted that he was messing with me with his “curses foiled again comment”, me and Jacob wrote this humiliating story that takes place in the parallel universe as revenge. It is a prequel to Jacob’s Halloween Story.No, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I was foiled in my quest to impart some rather important knowledge to you.
Also, that's not what happened in a parallel universe. That's actually exactly what I did last year in this universe. Come on, you really need to get your shit together.
Ok. I sure hope your telling the truth and if I find out your not, then me and Jacob May need to write another story. I was taking notes about escape and freedomhile watching the Skyrim like you told me to, and the player playing Skyrim chose to join the Stormcloaks who want freedom from the Empire. Am I on the right track?You are indeed. Just make absolutely sure you don't miss anything, and by the end of it, you should be good.
Also, the fact that it mentioned that this is prequel to the Halloween story proves that it took place in the parallel universe because you died in the Halloween story while your alive in this universe, proving that these stories happened in the parallel universe.So you're telling me that by complete coincidence, my parallel self and my regular self just so happened to do exactly the same thing last year, including being forced into the vagina of a "celebrity" that no one has even thought about in over ten years? Well, I guess it's true what they say, the more things change, the more things stay the same.
Ok. I sure hope your telling the truth and if I find out your not, then me and Jacob May need to write another story. I was taking notes about escape and freedomhile watching the Skyrim like you told me to, and the player playing Skyrim chose to join the Stormcloaks who want freedom from the Empire. Am I on the right track?You are indeed. Just make absolutely sure you don't miss anything, and by the end of it, you should be good.Also, the fact that it mentioned that this is prequel to the Halloween story proves that it took place in the parallel universe because you died in the Halloween story while your alive in this universe, proving that these stories happened in the parallel universe.So you're telling me that by complete coincidence, my parallel self and my regular self just so happened to do exactly the same thing last year, including being forced into the vagina of a "celebrity" that no one has even thought about in over ten years? Well, I guess it's true what they say, the more things change, the more things stay the same.
Me and Jacob did research on the internet and thought that it showed that Jackie O is one of Australia’s most hated celebrities which would make it a huge punishment by Santa when he delivered you to her house to be raped by her.Eh, you'd have been better off with Kyle Sandilands, methinks.
Jacob has a thing for rapey slashfic where women rape dudes, totally normal. Nothing to see here.
I think me, Jacob and Shawn finally solved your puzzle and found the meaning of all the videos you posted.
We both watched all 4 hours of the Skyrim video. The player joined the Stormcloaks who are fighting for freedom against the Empire which is suppressing their religious freedom to worship of the god Talos because they are in league with the Thalmor.
The Dragons have risen from the dead. In ancient days they enslaved the humans but humans gained their freedom when Kyne gave humans the ability to use Dragon Shouts.
Freedom and escape is a theme in the Lucas the Spider video when Lucas the spider escaped from the trap.
This is related to your sinful atheist beliefs in escaping from religion and having freedom from God. The doorbell suicide video represents how you atheists feel about living in a conservative Christian society like England under a traditional Catholic monarchy. You would rather kill yourselves than live in such a society. You want the freedom to get into cock fights, prank your grandma, and make inappropriate videos such as the Mr. Rimmer video without facing God’s judgement.
The Eric Cartmen crapping on a teacher’s desk represents rebellion against authority which atheists believe in in regards to religious authority.
The video of the imposter of Jesus getting his cross stuck in the ceiling symbolizes the fact that you don’t fear God because you don’t see him as infallible.
This all connects to your attempt to refute my point that atheism destroys the moral framework of society because you atheists see God as an immoral oppressor of freedom and you oppose the idea of having “right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?”(Dpareja’s signature)
You therefore view God as like the woman in that peppermint video, a tyrant who changes his mind on what he likes and does not like since he kept changing his rules in the Bible.
Did we get it right? If so, we want you to understand that there is such a thing as too much freedom. Society has laws that limit what people are allowed to do in order to prevent anarchy. Similarly God has rules to make there be a stable society because he wants what’s best for his creation. Unfortunately we are sinners who break his rules, which is why he sent his son to die to save the souls as many of his creation as possible. Please repent, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, do good works, and do penance for your sins.
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?
Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.
As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?
Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.
As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.
I think I found out the true meaning. I saw that you said that morality and sexuality are mere distractions from the true issue. Are you saying that the true issue is that God cannot be a good judge of morality because he does not enforce his moral laws in modern times because he hasn’t revealed himself? I texted Jacob on how to counter that argument and he made a good point that God does not outright reveal himself to enforce his moral laws because he wants people to choose to believe in him out of their free will.
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?
Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.
As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.
I think I found out the true meaning. I saw that you said that morality and sexuality are mere distractions from the true issue. Are you saying that the true issue is that God cannot be a good judge of morality because he does not enforce his moral laws in modern times because he hasn’t revealed himself? I texted Jacob on how to counter that argument and he made a good point that God does not outright reveal himself to enforce his moral laws because he wants people to choose to believe in him out of their free will.
Now you're way off track. Once again, you're not going to get anywhere with wild guesses. Properly analyse the videos in depth. Really think through what each detail means, both on its own and in the greater context of things, and only then will you have a chance of seeing the true meaning.
Which videos did Jacob get right and which did he get wrong? It is fair that you explain that, so that I do not waste time analyzing videos that he already got right.As I said before, I've given you more than enough hints already. If anything, I've made it far too easy for you. Take your time, take thorough notes, regularly consult said notes and you'll figure it out. But only if you put in the effort instead of constantly begging for easy answers.
Once again, you came close, but didn't quite hit the mark. Again, there were a large number of key moments you missed, especially in the Skyrim video, that would've pointed you in the right direction.
It is better to take weapons and not heavy armor so that there is more moving freedom with a lighter load and more freedom to buy after selling weapons that are worth more.
Long bow and arrow gives more shooting freedom. Even greater freedom with hunter’s arrow.
One of the reasons why the Stormcloaks rebelled is because the Thalmor which control the Empire forbidden the worship of Talos who the Stormcloaks worship.
With the special edition, he now has the freedom to do more with the game without it crashing.
The forged letter from Sven made it seem like she would be a slave to him so she chose to be free and not marry him.
After returning the Golden Claw, he now has freedom to take things from the House.
As a reward for returning the Dragon Stone, he now has the freedom to purchase anything in the city.
He absorbed the dragons soul which gives him more power which caused him to be summoned to high Hrothgar and by going there he temporarily escapes from the troubles of the world.
When riding on the Horse he goes faster but there is less arrow freedom.
Man eventually became free from the Dragons in the history of the world.
The dragons have escaped death.
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.
Did Jacob get enough information that can be used to help determine the true meaning of all those videos? Shawn said that you told him to take notes based on the themes of freedom and independence, so they tried their best to find everything that is relevant to those things.
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.
Did Jacob get enough information that can be used to help determine the true meaning of all those videos? Shawn said that you told him to take notes based on the themes of freedom and independence, so they tried their best to find everything that is relevant to those things.
Put simply, you didn't find all of it. Not even close. Not to mention, the theme of freedom and escape was meant as a general guideline, not a concrete rule.
I'll say only two things. One, look for things related to the overall theme of escape or freedom
I disagree. I said look for things related to those themes, I never said it was the only thing that was relevant. It was meant to give you a starting point to work from and some general guidance, not to exclude other details and themes. If you interpreted it so wrong, that's on you, not me.
I have a question though. How were you able to find all those videos, watch all of them, and figure out what they have in common with the peppermint video so soon after you posted the peppermint video? In the timezone I’m from, it was on the same day.I didn't. I did all of that months ago. What, do you really think you're the first religo to claim that atheism is inherently immoral?
Well, back AGAIN I see.
I suppose I didn't get that vaunted message to him fast enough. So you went with ANOTHER one.
Sigmaleph, go ahead and ban him again.
To explain, he basically demanded I send a message to Art, and sadly he cottoned on to my nefarious plan to make him post videos to pornhub. Of course, he went ahead and did pretty much what anyone with a brain could expect - when I dithered long enough he dug up another sockpuppet and went to take care of the matter himself.
He's simple like that. Simply stupid.
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.
Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.
Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.
How will you be able to find my GOG thread out of all the many threads on the forums?
And here is Jacob Harrison’s post. The title shows that we think we found an important hint to finding the true meaning. https://www.gog.com/forum/general/are_stormcloaks_based_off_of_the_ancient_scandinaviansI am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.
Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.
How will you be able to find my GOG thread out of all the many threads on the forums?
Just give it a sensible title and I'll see it. I check the forums more or less daily, which is enough to catch it before it falls off the front page.
By tonight or tomorrow, me and Jacob will finish finish our notes on the Skyrim video. If I am banned by then, Jacob will post it in the thread he started on GOG.
By tonight or tomorrow, me and Jacob will finish finish our notes on the Skyrim video. If I am banned by then, Jacob will post it in the thread he started on GOG.Your dedication is certainly a credit to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8
Really, dude.
Believe me, we're all familiar with your slapping skills. Especially when denim is involved. But I digress.
Just start a new thread on GOG, this time in the most low traffic subforum you can find, and you should be fine and dandy.
I'm sorry, but the idea of someone being willing to engage with and potentially marry that ugly cretin is just...
...we all know its a sockpuppet.
Don't even bother.
...tall and handsome...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou're dumb as a sack of bricks if you think anyone's buying this for a second.
I'm just waiting for the laughable "me, Creeper, Shawn and Jacob all at his house" post.
"Lady", no showering or haircut can fix that big ol' oink oink oink nose.
Hi I am Jacob Harrison’s new fiancé. For some reason his post on GOG.com is no longer there. It has a 404 error. Luckily he saved most of his notes on his phone. Perhaps GOG staff removed his post considering it to be spam. So where should you and him continue to discuss those videos. His reddit account is JacobStuartHarrison, so if you don’t have a reddit account, you can create one and send him a pm there.
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.
Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.
Oh, hey Jake. New account, eh? The woman was a nice touch but fiancee is a bit of a stretch.
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.
Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.
I analyzed what Jacob said and he never made excuses for Jews being attacked or killed. He was talking about the Spanish Inquisition where they were forced to convert to Catholicism or leave Spain.
I am a Protestant so I disagree with him on that, but he is overall a nice gentlemen. He wants our children to be raised Catholic but at least our children will be raised to believe in Jesus. He also wants our children to help him with a plan he has to put a Catholic monarch on the throne of England.
Jacob boyo...please. Stop man. This is getting out of hand.
Ironbite-like you seriously want us to believe this? Come on man.
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.
Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.
I analyzed what Jacob said and he never made excuses for Jews being attacked or killed. He was talking about the Spanish Inquisition where they were forced to convert to Catholicism or leave Spain.
I am a Protestant so I disagree with him on that, but he is overall a nice gentlemen. He wants our children to be raised Catholic but at least our children will be raised to believe in Jesus. He also wants our children to help him with a plan he has to put a Catholic monarch on the throne of England.
"Plan" being used in the loosest possible terms. Nobody gives a fuck who the monarch of anything is any more. Also I can hear your falcetto through the post.
...And I'm still not going to tell you, Jacob.
There's no need to spell out all the evidence. First Shawn showed up shortly after Jacob got banned, and claimed to be "at Jacob's house", then Creeper used the same excuse. And then when we ban "you", someone else will show up claiming to be his acolyte or ally.
And I still use "plan" very loosely when it comes to the scheme to put a new monarch in charge of England. Why don't you go to England and try discussing this sort of thing with locals?
I'm sure you'll have fun with that Jake. England iis a good place for you.
FYI, Landrover is owned by Indians these days.
Cool. What are you waiting for? Go to England and get you some auto parts, depose governments, eat kidney pies!
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.
He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.
He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.
Well, certainly someone of such advanced intelligence can make his way into job opportunities in the UK, if he really, ACTUALLY wanted it. I mean, in keeping with his own conservative political ideology, shouldn't he be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps, trust in his god, and go forth to find whatever he needs to?
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?
He has considered becoming a monk or priest before he proposed to me, but now that we are engaged, he cannot do so because the Catholic Church requires celibacy for monks and priests.
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.